Sum up the lyrics of a song (or band in general) into one sentence.

[SteveAwesome]

Do it. I'll go first

Sentenced (any song)

"I want to die like leaves in an icy river"

 

[OvSeth]

Children of Bodom: "FUCK MOTHERFUCKING FUCK YAYOW"?

Come on, you knew this would be here .

 

[SteveAwesome]

knew that was coming.

I love how Squeee is always the first to respond to my threads.

Immortal (any song)

"Damn, its really fucking frostbitten and cold here."

 

[OvSeth]

That's cos your threads rock .

 

[OvSeth]

Guns n' Roses "Sex, Drugs and Rockn'Roll "

 

[SteveAwesome]

Deicide (any song)

"I don't particularly care for that Jesus fella"

 

[Macharius]

Black Sabbath

Worship God and smoke or Satan will eat your hippie soul

 

[vikk]

Finntroll

drunk trolls are awesome

 

[SteveAwesome]

Cannibal Corpse (Hammer Smashed Face)

"I'm going to hit you in the face with a hammer...like...really really hard."

 

[Night Reaper]

dethklok ( Duncan hills coffee )

drink coffee then go forth and die

 

[Lady_Relic]

Rammstein- "We're fuckin German, let's fuck"

Marilyn Manson- "Fuck your guns, god and government; interpret my lyrics and become enlightened"

Meshuggah- "Fuck to this rhythm, we dare ya!!"

John5- "Seriously guys, this is what Marilyn wouldn't lemme play on his albums..."

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

Hawthorne Heights

"I bleed black and shit razors."

 

[SteveAwesome]

Carpathian Forest (all songs)

"The fact that you exist pisses me off, so you should kill yourself by one of the following methods..."

 

[DominaLunaris]

my dying bride "the blood, the wine, the roses... death, misery and pain"

*snorts*. one of my fave bands, but sometimes they're lyrics r very repetitive.

 

[moonXplosion]

What an amazing thread...I should add....at some point...remind me

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

Nightwish: "my oceansoul is melted by your sinful beauty - I wanna be one with nature. Du du du duuu duuu du! OOOHHHHH!"

 

[Söy]

Naglfar - Force of Pandemonium

"ill destroy you and everything else too" blah blah balha

 

[Swabs]

Necrophagist (any song)

"Yea, dying people and mutilated organs are fun....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH"

 

[Nerve]

Black Metal 1st Reich --> "Black Metal 1st Reich".

And more seriously : Death -> "Your conscience is your judgement, because jealousy is symbolic when the 1000 eyes of your inconscient are nothing but everything, and the flattering of overactive cosmic comprehension heals the patterns, dude."

 

[vikk]

Sunn O)))

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