Sum up the lyrics of a song (or band in general) into one sentence.

[Knarfi]

Aeternus
"Beyond the moon where the eleventh universal kings rule, there the blade wanders amongs the realms of oblivion as snow falls upon him"

 

[Lady_Relic]

"The noise made by unholy winds, 3-note synth layers, hitting cans, mysterious ticking, treble guitar static, plastic drum noise, volume swells and shitty production is symbolic of and must convey to you my theories and reasonings behind my burning churches, killing a man and ultimately, being better than you."
-Varg
Burzum

 

[SteveAwesome]

Red Hot Chili Peppers

"Having sex in California is really cool and stuff"

 

[inhe]

Wintersun - "Wooohooo, time, woooh death, stars and time and sun and woohoo"

 

[666laiho_4evacobhc]

Impaled northern moonforest- Black metal is t3h LawL!

Rhapsody- Unicorns are fighting in the great valley of the mighty dragonlord

Yngwie Malmsteen -*guitar solo*

 

[Kattana]

Red Hot Chili Peppers

"Having sex and taking drugs in California is really cool and stuff"

 

[DominaLunaris]

mehehehe.

HIM "my baby, oh honey, my darling oh sweetie... let's scribble love notes on our wrists with razorblades and stuff"

 

[SteveAwesome]

Dark Funeral (open the gates)

"These gates are closed and someone needs to open them or else people can't efficiently enter Hell"

 

[Knarfi]

Nargaroth - Black metal ist krieg

"Black metal ist krieg" (just repeat that like 40 times and randomly place "fucking" somewhere and you'll get the actual lyrics)