Dear Santa...
I have been a very very good girl this year so please can I have a farmakon towel and a farmakon cup and some farmakon mousemats and farmakon socks and farmakon pla.......
Ok, sorry. I thought it'd make you feel better, but I guess I was wrong to lie. Actually Santa exists and he's even more vicious than God and Satan put together, but I guess you already knew that...
Ja ihan pojjkien ja loiston keikan kunniaksi menen nyt sinne tuskaiselle krapulapaskalle, jota olen koko päivän joutunut pidättelemään ja lämmittelemään sisällä. Hnnngg.