TARD ROOMMATE aka "ol' crazyface" quote

[xfer]

(out of the blue)

"when [my weird girlfriend] sucks my dick, she doesn't swallow! i think that's so disrespectful. she is very selfish."

@#$%!

 

[xfer]

 

[avi]

TMI

 

[minxnim]

**@#(@&)#()@*#@)(#@@$@. i no longer feel sorry for him. you should start leaving razor blades and little bottles of arsenic around the house in plain view.

 

[tar]

what hi... ummmm.....what?

 

[xfer]

he has begun smoking weed again against strict doctor's "you will have another seizure if you do" contraindications, so i don't think i need to help him along at all. maybe he thinks he will meet another wack girl in the hospital again.

(p.s. she wrecked his car....$1000 in damage...last week, too)

 

[deadair]

wow... now THAT guy knows how to live!!

 

[minxnim]

this guy is what my dad would call a 'shit magnet'

 

[avi]

dude is totally setting himself up for a fall

 

[xfer]

well, everyone persecutes him anyway, and life is so unfair to him, you know, more so than it is to anyone else.

 

[azal]

does she at least take it on the chin like a champ?

if not, tard roomate should dump her.

unless she makes good sandwiches.

 

[xfer]

i cannot express to you how lucky TR is to have found a girl who will even get within ten feet of him.

 

[minxnim]

yea frankly, he's not too easy on the eyes.

 

[xfer]

he's not too easy on the conversational flow, either.

he is like a real-life master thread killer.

 

[azal]

*anticipating the deadair burn*