tater tots

don't forget the hot sauce, condoms, and one very lucky vodka bottle

um, yeah... My personal experience involving bottles in that matter have proven that most tops of bottle necks aren't wide enough to put your dick in... And for the record, I was JUST peeing in the bottle so i could spill it over this stupid chicks' car cause she was harassing my buddy James while he and his band were playing some show near home. I swear, that's all it was about.
 
um, yeah... My personal experience involving bottles in that matter have proven that most tops of bottle necks aren't wide enough to put your dick in... And for the record, I was JUST peeing in the bottle so i could spill it over this stupid chicks' car cause she was harassing my buddy James while he and his band were playing some show near home. I swear, that's all it was about.

Oh...shit, I...I...I don't even know where to begin mocking you for this. My god, I'm....I'm speechless...
 
eh, I don't really care. I got a lot of cheers for spreading my piss on the chicks car so any mockering about any of that will not really bother me. I'm proud of my actions.
 
Why didn't you just jump on her hood, drop trow and piss on her car like any rational man would have done?
 
It was all about timing and preparation cause there were alot of people outside as well. I was originally gonna pour it in her radiator, but her car door was locked so I wasn't able to open the hood without pulling on the lever in the car.