Teacher accused of wizardry; Harry Potter surrenders

[The Ozzman]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354327,00.html

A Florida teacher may have to pull an unemployment check out of his hat after performing magic in front of students, according to reports.

Jim Piculas said he made a toothpick disappear and reappear in front of students at the Rushe Middle School in Land 'O Lakes, Fla., Local6.com reported. He said he later got a call from the supervisor of teachers, saying he had been accused of wizardry.

"I get a call the middle of the day from head of supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, 'Jim, we have a huge issue. You can't take any more assignments. You need to come in right away,'" he told Local6.com.

Piculas said he’s concerned the incident may prevent him from being considered for future jobs

 

[Carcassian]

Fucking morons.

Do American teachers not read the wonderful Deptford Trilogy ?

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Ahhhhh thats funny.

 

[Pessimism]

....

 

[Einherjar86]

That's so frustrating.

 

[ramses]

I live just 8 minutes away from there. There's other states that are hickish in this country, but Florida is constantly embarrassing.

 

[cookiecutter]

Are people really that stupid?

 

[ramses]

I would keep the teacher if I was the supervisor. You could use this "wizard" teacher to make more than just toothpicks appear.

 

[False Joe]

Fucking

Srsly. Just all round.

 

[genocide roach]

a prime example of our countries embarassing christianity problem
~gR~

 

[Einherjar86]

It's not only America even, although we have a huge problem with it here.

In Poland you can be prosecuted for crimes against religion.

 

[Melodeath]

why the fuck would that wizard demonstrate his power in such a public setting.

 

[Einherjar86]

Carelessness, I say.

 

[Psychonaut]

WHo has this much time on their hands that they can get all up in arms and create a fucking issue out of it? Some people need to go outside and take a fucking walk. The fact that anyone pays attention to these morons amazes me and unfortunately assures me some other dumb shit will raise hell over nothing in the future.

Make the toothpick disappear... right into someone's eye.

I'm joining Krigloch's Army...

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Harry Potter, however, was always a homo.

 

[The Butt]

*eats toothpick*

Oh noes I did it with wizardry.

 

[Einherjar86]

Imagine the heat Rowling would have gotten if she made Harry Potter gay. "He's a wizard AND he's a homo! Oh, we're burning this bitch on a stake tonight!"

 

[cookiecutter]

Well Dumbledore was gay

 

[The Butt]

Well Dumbledore was gay

"You like popsicles? I got some in my office, all you gots to do is come down and get some"

 

[Carcassian]

What does Dumbledore do ? Make cocks dissapear ? Up his ass ?

AMIRITE ?