Teacher accused of wizardry; Harry Potter surrenders

[NinjaGeek]

Do you mean the actor in the movie, or do some people joke that he is gay?

I've actually never read the books, so I don't get any inside jokes about lines he might have said.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=3755544

 

[Einherjar86]

Ha! That's awesome.

 

[sevag00]

Ass holes, magic is against school policies?

 

[waif]

Ha! That's awesome.

She totally made that up on the spot. She was probably like "I'm done with the books, so I can say whatever I want, it can only drive sales."

Ass holes, magic is against school policies?

Wizardry = Witchcraft = Satan = wait, no, Satanism is legal now...WTF?

 

[Einherjar86]

"To lead the flock astray each cult began the game,
They created the face of evil and gave it a name."
~Kiuas, The Decaying Doctrine

Some of the best lyrics ever.

"Fire rains down from the Heavens
Pouring down on those too weak to learn.
All the ruins of the dead religions
Standing tall as the enslaving doctrines burn."

 

[Tonka Time]

She totally made that up on the spot. She was probably like "I'm done with the books, so I can say whatever I want, it can only drive sales."


Wizardry = Witchcraft = Satan = wait, no, Satanism is legal now...WTF?

plus isnt there supposed to be seperation of church and school?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Yes, which is why none of this should work.

 

[aqnimal]

Faggot.

LETS GO BURN SOME FUCKING CHURCHES DOWN

After all I did hear a rumor that Varg's out. Let's start with Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas.

 

[aqnimal]

Here is the Principle's email address; destabro@pasco.k12.fl.us

Someone posted this in another forum;

What I wrote to him;

Subject: You're ignorant cracker, did you know that?

Firing somebody for a slight-of-hand trick?

What is this? 1420?

Do you have the Malleus Maleficarum on the desk in your office?

Do you beat children to drive out their demons?

Expect to be sued by the ACLU, my friend, and I hope they destroy you.

I thought this video might be appropriate here-

 

[Thoth-Amon]

exactly.

agreed as well

 

[The Butt]

Ass holes, magic is against school policies?

Assholes indeed. My fast mana deck was nearly finished too.

 

[Einherjar86]

I don't collect tarot cards, and from a quick glance at reading that I thought it said "add *** to your mama pool." It took me a few reads to finally find my mistake.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

tarot cards

It's a card game tbh

 

[DarkBliss]

I don't collect tarot cards, and from a quick glance at reading that I thought it said "add *** to your mama pool." It took me a few reads to finally find my mistake.

When did you ever see tarot cards with a description like the above?

 

[General Zaroff]

Ridiculous.

 

[Einherjar86]

What are they called? I've actually never seen tarot cards, I just... thought that's what they were.

 

[DarkBliss]

Game cards.
Tarot cards are for fortune-telling.

 

[The Butt]

Yeah, it's a card game, called Magic.

I tried to crack a joke; it seems I failed, haha.

 

[The Ozzman]

How has anyone in their 20s not heard of Magic: The Gathering?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Heheh. I have a TON of Magic cards under my bed. I think I'll take 'em out now actually.