Thanks to StarTropics for teaching me how to defend myself

Baliset

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keep in mind that everyone in question in this post was drunk

so last night we are walking back from a midnight showing of Monty Python and the Holy Grail down on Thayer St. and my roomate and another friend decide to try and scare me as i was way ahead of them walking and just keeping to myself and playing with my yo-yo. So they run at me screaming but unfortunately for them i happened to turn around a split second before that and was able to see them coming and also not be scared.

i was actually just staring at them in shock and so my roomate tries it again and just runs at me and bumps into me lightly but enough to knock me back against a nearby bus-stop. he steps back laughing and of course i am not a violent person so instead of charging at him in retaliation i simply take my yo-yo, which was still in my hand, and i proceed to calmy fire it at him and hit him square in the nuts thereby causing him to double over a bit in pain although he claims it didn't really hurt that much and that he was just trying to sell it like it was very painful.

either way, kudos to me for aiming with precision and hitting my target.

ps. this is just a longwinded self-affirming post thread