That's it, I'm fucking done.

[NAD]

I'm never wandering into the Seriously Off-topic forum again (the old Opeth Chat forum). Just caught a quick glimpse of goatse there, which is what made me avoid UM.com for 6 months the first time it happened. Do people really enjoy making others nauseous? I'm trying to drink beer, watch the Simpsons, and Christmas shop here, I don't need to see that kind of shit!!!

Serves me right for reading posts in there I suppose.

 

[R.I.P.2]

If you wish to post in Chat/Off Topic, first you need to be familiar enough with Goatse and Tubgirl (at least those two...) to not be affected by them at all.

 

[NAD]

I've read that if you stare at goatse long enough you become immune to it but I'm just not willing to do that, even if I could. My head actually jerks away involuntarily when it sees it.

I don't know what Tubgirl is, but I don't think I want to ask...

 

[Erik]

I don't know what Tubgirl is, but I don't think I want to ask...

I'm just going to paste this link right here...

http://www.tubgirl.com/

I don't recommend anyone to click on it. Though if you're like me, your curiosity will get the better of you... Then you will have to gouge out your eyes with a rusty spoon.

 

[NAD]

Insomnia + forbidden link = mandatory suicide

I better go to bed before I click that link...

 

[Erik]

THIS IS A SONG ABOUT THE FREEDOM TO CHOOSE...

MANDATORY SUICIDE!!!



THIS IS A SONG ABOUT PEACE...

WAR ENSEMBLE!!!

 

[Erik]

Another VERY VERY offensive page:

http://www.oralse.cx/





(Spoiler: it's not really. I promise clicking it won't give you traumas for life or get you fired)

 

[R.I.P.2]

Tubgirl and goatse aren't anywhere near as bad as pain4 or collage.

Pain4

Collage

 

[R.I.P.2]

I'm pretty much immune to pain4 (therefore goatse/tubgirl, obviously)...collage, I'm not so sure.

 

[Ayeka]

I will never click Tubgirl...but I've just had an idea...

 

[Demonspell]

And the grandaddy of them all: www.rotten.com

 

[Black Winter Day]

what the hell is goatse?

 

[JayKeeley]

I'm just going to paste this link right here...

http://www.tubgirl.com/

Thank god they had the decency to blur out her vagina.

 

[Black Winter Day]

goatse? what is it?

 

[NAD]

Goatse is a dude bending over and spreading his ass apart so far you can see his teeth. I'm unaware of the origin of the name, probably the name of the freak Dutch guy that started it.

It looks so unreal that the first time you see it, you just stare at it trying to figure it out. By the time the horror kicks in, you are scarred for life.

Rotten.com is at least entertaining at times, but yeah, they have some truly vile shit on there.

 

[R.I.P.2]

Goatse is so tame. Click on my links.

 

[NAD]

Okay, I may be drunk, but that doesn't mean goatse isn't fucking gross.

Note to self (for 23094873209th time): don't venture outside the RC forum.

 

[Carbonized]

ehh i think i saw what you saw.. the magic card of goeste... ack what a bastard he is, how in the hell do you even get the idea in your head to even try to do that to your own ass anyway?!!? drugs are bad mkay...

 

[NAD]

Yep, that was the one! The inner dork in me was laughing at that thread until the goatse showed up. Gross dude!

 

[Carbonized]

lmao yes me too because i still have a shit load of those cards and was even playing the online version of it as well... i don't care what anyone says, that game was fun!