The "ŵG! I just got so fucking lucky!" thread...

[Rock Hydra]

i'm on my laptop in my living room, come out into the kitchen to grab a glass of water, and see my dog coming out of my parent's room with my pipe in her mouth. I was like "OH SHIT!"...I quickly knock on the door, no answer....look inside...and my mom is sleeping. I would have gotten in deep shit for that, if she would have seen it. Apparently my dog dug it out of my coat pocket when it fell off the hanger in the closet.

Anyone else have any other OMGTHATWASCLOSE experiences?

 

[TheTechnogoat]

thats what you get for leaving your piece in your coat pocket

 

[-Gavin-]

Nearly bought AYDY....

 

[TheTechnogoat]

OHO!!! *slaps knee*

 

[Hrafn]

 

[Draznog]

stop smoking crack

 

[-Gavin-]

OHO!!! *slaps knee*

Someone was gonna say it... it just had to be me...

 

[Natassja]

Someone was gonna say it... it just had to be me...

it always does haha

 

[CliffBurton]

once my mom came into my room, and I forgot ot put my bong away, luckily it was out of view behind my TV, but the smell was pretty potent.

 

[Leandro]

I used to invade homes when I was like 12 just to see if I could get in and out unnoticed. There was this empty house, I grew careless, and the security came to investigate. I had to flee through the back, evading spotlights, into a jungle and a marsh, ended up lost until I found an empty lot which I used to return to the streets.

I used to be such a reckless little lad...

 

[stormy]

haha fun^ Well that really is damn Lucky.. that she didnt see ur dog with the Pipe. i dont Know if i have any of thouse storys really. Not to long ago thoue i had gotten high and my asshole brother found outr and called the cops to my damn house he ruined my whole fucking day makein me pariond abpout them.. i didnt anser the door of course just Hide but thats just fucking wrong

 

[Fetzer]

I almost get viewed while masturbating in front of a Micheal Jackson' video.

 

[enjoi17]

 

[Fetzer]

Thats the only thing you can do ? Laughting after one of my post ? Lol...

 

[enjoi17]

wait is that true?

 

[Rock Hydra]

ROFLMAO

 

[ViolentForest]

Haha those last 5 posts in that order somehow managed to make me laugh so fucking hard.

 

[WithoutJudgementJeremy]

i'm on my laptop in my living room, come out into the kitchen to grab a glass of water, and see my dog coming out of my parent's room with my pipe in her mouth. I was like "OH SHIT!"...I quickly knock on the door, no answer....look inside...and my mom is sleeping. I would have gotten in deep shit for that, if she would have seen it. Apparently my dog dug it out of my coat pocket when it fell off the hanger in the closet.

Anyone else have any other OMGTHATWASCLOSE experiences?

man was your dog a police dog? he has a nose for drugs! see what else he can sniff out! Bring him to a friends house you know does it. :Smokin:

 

[Fetzer]

wait is that true?

Yeah, the other one was here: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=232229&page=2 the last one.


But that's not the subject. The subject was me masturbating and cumming in Micheal Jackson screen-face.

 

[enjoi17]

yeah that's whaat i was asking abouut