The advice bunney

[Ormir]

This is the mysterious advice bunney.
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/advice_index.html

Ask a question.
Now.

Your question was:
Is Dark Tranquillity ever going to play in Finland again?

The Advice Bunny's response is:
Not a chance.

 

[hyena]

Your question was:

Am I about to badly spill a drink and make a fool of myself tomorrow?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Whoa talk about a 50-50 chance. You might as well flip a coin for that one.

phew. comforting.

h

 

[Phyros]

That thing was mean to me I guess bunnies don´t like me

 

[rahvin]

Your question was:

is there equilibrium at the end of this?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

The voices in my head say yes.

when everything goes wrong i could always say i acted following a bunny's advice.

rahvin.

 

[Melancholia]

Your question was:

will i ever get my degree?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Nope, sorry dude

bad bunny

 

[Thanatos]

Originally posted by Phyros
That thing was mean to me I guess bunnies don´t like me

ahh but you know how to get back at him don't you?

 

[Thanatos]

*reading the recently asked questions*

 

[Melancholia]

Question: you will die
Bunny's Response: Don't repeat the same questions, you will confuse me.

Question: you will die
Bunny's Response: Repeating questions confuses me and makes me give the wrong answers.

Question: you will die
Bunny's Response: Don't repeat the same questions, you will confuse me.

Question: you will die
Bunny's Response: No. Definately not. So says the all-knowing advice bunny.

Question: you will die
Bunny's Response: Repeating questions confuses me and makes me give the wrong answers.


hmmm i wonder who the culprit is..... Ruler of hades do you have any idea?

 

[Thanatos]

Originally posted by Melancholia
hmmm i wonder who the culprit is..... Ruler of hades do you have any idea?

uhhh...no


Look, a chamomille tea pot!!!!!!!

 

[FatherVic]

WOOOOOOOOOOW THE BUNNEY REPLIED IN SPANISH!!!

Your question was:

Will Thanatos goolies rot and fall off?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

¡Creo que si! ¡Es Verdad!


hahahahaahahaaha

fathervic (poor thanatos)

 

[Static]

Your question was:

Are you a complete piece of shit, advice bunny?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

My Magic 8-ball says yes.

 

[Salamurhaaja]

Well, it's hard to face facts:

Your question was:

Is Salmy going to return to the DT board?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

I hope you don't take this too hard but the answer is no.

 

[Ormir]

Your question was:
Did you lie about Salamy not coming back you silly bunney?

The Advice Bunny's response is:
Yeah, ahhhh.... I don't know, but nice icon by the way. Check the Terms of Use for a new one.

Stupid rodent.

 

[Crash Nancy]

Your question was:

Should I ask a question and post teh answer to the DT forum?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

My Magic 8-ball says yes.

 

[hyena]

Your question was:

Did I look like a hopeless dickhead today?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

I'd be surprised if it happened any other way.


Totally agreed.

h

 

[opacity]

Your question was:

may I kill you

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Of course!

 

[IcemanJ256]

Your question was:

Will you be able to answer this question?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Come on, I can't give you that information. It's confidential.


for an advice bunney, it sure doesn't have a lot of advice.

 

[Rei Toei]

1.
Your question was:
do you think i should cut my hair?
The Advice Bunny's response is:
Yes. Now can I get back to eating my yummy leaves?
2.
Your question was:
sure, may i have some?
The Advice Bunny's response is:
The answer is no. And please do not ask again.

 

[ShadowLioness]

The all knowing bunny was very nice to me...nice bunny...maybe I will consult him with future life altering decisions

Question: Will I move to Houston next year?

Answer: Of course man, like, totally. For sure.

I didn't know that the bunny was a Valley Girl .

 

[FatherVic]

was this some sort of joke non_american devils can't understand, or it's just me who is slow tonight???

what's a valley girl?

fathervic (what's a ? )