The Alcoholism and Crippling Depression Thread

I dunno about any of you guys but my drinking sessions are getting more and more ugly all the time. I drink between 10 and 15 375ml bottles of beer which is ok but then I start drinking shots of absinthe, tequila or rum or something and that's when it gets real messy literally. Lately there's been a disturbing development where I've woken up the next morning with spew in my bed which is like rubbing salt in the wound when you've already got a hangover from hell. You got no idea how much will power it takes to even get out of bed let alone start to clean up that spew.
Sometimes especially with tequila it gets real abstract and I will even jump in my ranger and drive down to McDonald's to get some food being so drunk that I don't even know that I shouldn't be driving. Just an observation but I wonder if it's considered alcoholism or just a natural progression to get more and more pissed.
 
I'm glad I got a pour of BCS Rare ($15 for 6 oz or so) this year, but I think there are diminishing returns when it comes to aging both bourbon and beer for so long. I'm not really sure that being in the barrel for two years is better than being in the barrel for one, and then the bottle for one. I enjoyed it, but I preferred the coffee this year. I think I'd be disappointed if I paid $65 for a bottle. Of course, if I did pay that much, I'd probably either sell it now or sell in a few years when it really is rare. I feel like more people are into hoarding/selling/trading BCS than they are drinking it at this point. The local hype is out of hand. But BCS Coffee and the Regal Rye were super excellent beers.

I like how craft beer makes it so much easier to act like alcoholism is a hobby.
 
That sounds like alcoholism in the making.
Yeah you're right, I don't drink very often maybe once or twice every couple of weeks but for a while I've been trying to see how many beers I could drink. I think I managed a carton a few times! But the shots are a bad idea and am getting a bit old to be party rock'n like that, time to reassess and have a good look at myself haha.
 
Damn, boy. That's a lot of beers. I've waken up naked on the bathroom floor a few too many times than I'd care to admit, but I have, thankfully, refrained from pissing myself in my bed. Now, other people's ovens aren't so lucky haha. I also wake up to find my bed, couch, chairs, everything perfectly fine but my clothes that are laying on the bathroom floor are covered in piss.
 
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Hahaha Mike you're a fucking crackup mate! That's bizarre because one of my old high school friends a few times pissed in another friends wardrobe all over his and his girlfriends clothes.. Might be something in that like you might think you're doing a good deed while in a drunken stupor but really it's a foul deed. Pissing in an oven, that is gold.
 
Yeah, I felt fucking terrible for it. Came over a few days later and attempted to clean it as best as I could. I think i did a decent job but my god did it stink.

Perhaps I'm into water works or something deep down in my subconscious. I fucking hope not, though.