The Alcoholism and Crippling Depression Thread

I haven't pissed the bed, but I've pissed onto and into more objects than I'd like to admit while in alcohol induced somnambulic stupors. My brother once roused me after a night of drinking and watched as I got out from bed and proceeded to piss on my desk chair while mumbling sleepwalk nonsense. The worst was when I was in Ireland: after falling asleep in my dorm-room bed, I later sleepwalked out of the building, leaving a trail of Guinness and bile on my way, and found a bed in a different building to lay back down in. Thankfully, I didn't take my clothes off when I first when to sleep.
 
I'm glad I got a pour of BCS Rare ($15 for 6 oz or so) this year, but I think there are diminishing returns when it comes to aging both bourbon and beer for so long. I'm not really sure that being in the barrel for two years is better than being in the barrel for one, and then the bottle for one. I enjoyed it, but I preferred the coffee this year. I think I'd be disappointed if I paid $65 for a bottle. Of course, if I did pay that much, I'd probably either sell it now or sell in a few years when it really is rare. I feel like more people are into hoarding/selling/trading BCS than they are drinking it at this point. The local hype is out of hand. But BCS Coffee and the Regal Rye were super excellent beers.

I like how craft beer makes it so much easier to act like alcoholism is a hobby.

I missed BCS Rare by one day at my local place at an identical price and pour size, but I bought the Dogfish Head World Wide Stout as a more than adequate consolation prize since this place allows you to take bottles home.
 
I haven't pissed the bed, but I've pissed onto and into more objects than I'd like to admit while in alcohol induced somnambulic stupors. My brother once roused me after a night of drinking and watched as I got out from bed and proceeded to piss on my desk chair while mumbling sleepwalk nonsense. The worst was when I was in Ireland: after falling asleep in my dorm-room bed, I later sleepwalked out of the building, leaving a trail of Guinness and bile on my way, and found a bed in a different building to lay back down in. Thankfully, I didn't take my clothes off when I first when to sleep.

Fuck yeah dude. Let's get drunk in Chicago and piss ourselves!
 
I went to a brewery out in the country with some mates a while ago and got so drunk that I threw up on the beautiful historic building as I was walking out the door to leave. Then I went and pissed all over someone's ute (pickup) because I thought it looked stupid and boganic. I'm lucky the owner didn't catch me or I'd probably be dead.
 
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I spewed all up the wall in this really nice hotel in Frankfurt Germany recently after drinking too much schnapps and felt terrible having to go and tell reception then went to castle Neuschwanstein, came back and it as good as gold. All the black spew, the kind that only comes from drinking way too much different kinds of alcohol. I felt terrible.