viewerfromnihil
Vein-Marbled Tower
I haven't pissed the bed, but I've pissed onto and into more objects than I'd like to admit while in alcohol induced somnambulic stupors. My brother once roused me after a night of drinking and watched as I got out from bed and proceeded to piss on my desk chair while mumbling sleepwalk nonsense. The worst was when I was in Ireland: after falling asleep in my dorm-room bed, I later sleepwalked out of the building, leaving a trail of Guinness and bile on my way, and found a bed in a different building to lay back down in. Thankfully, I didn't take my clothes off when I first when to sleep.