the ALWIN thread
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a dude walks in a shop, he goes :
- hi id like to buy how many stamps.
- ...how many stamps??
- yeah.
- hi id like to buy how many stamps.
- ...how many stamps??
- yeah.
a dude has just bought new shoes. he gets in the bus but the bus is packed. then a old lady steps on his feet, so the lad shouts 'be careful, youve just stepped on 100'. so the old lady replies 'oh err theyre mine!'.
Maqus
pocket frictionary
That's really shitty, I won't buy that, they could just go pecking on the tits. Nicely I mean.
Edit: I mean that shitty titty chicken joke, of course
Edit: I mean that shitty titty chicken joke, of course
cedarbreed
Don't mean nothin'
Two eggs in a frying-pan :
Egg1 : 'Bloody Hell! It's so hot in here'
Egg2 : 'Holy shit! An egg that talks!!!'
Egg1 : 'Bloody Hell! It's so hot in here'
Egg2 : 'Holy shit! An egg that talks!!!'
cedarbreed
Don't mean nothin'
Crack Hitler
homeless
what's the difference between neil armstrong and michael jackson?
neil went to the moon and michael jackson fucks little boys.
neil went to the moon and michael jackson fucks little boys.
bender the offender
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bender the offender
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my dying groom
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A wig went into a bar and ordered a pint of lager. When the barman refused to serve him, the wig asks why.
"Because you're off your head."
"Because you're off your head."
my dying groom
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"Russian jews are some of the best attackers in the world."
- interview headline in a Finnish newspaper
(original quote: "Rush an' Hughes are some of the best attackers in the world.")
- interview headline in a Finnish newspaper
(original quote: "Rush an' Hughes are some of the best attackers in the world.")
Bambi
Villain of the piece
Bambi
Villain of the piece
Bambi
Villain of the piece
