The Nevermore joke thread

Haha, thanks... the stepping stone one was just a joke originally about Austrailan Prime Ministers that I heard (Gough Whitlam, Paul Keating and current Prime Minister John Howard I believe, with Howard as the guy who sinks to the bottom and Whitlam as the "what stepping stones?" chap, heh).

The other I thought up at work. Show how mundane and mind numbing my job is, I suppose, and how much of a nevermore geek I am, haha.

Pity warrel is probably too busy gigantouring to come on here at the moment. Love to show the bastard my river dragon joke... heh.