The Nevermore Forum Thread

[Chromatose]

Oddness. Please elaborate!

http://www.8bitjoystick.com/archives/jake_field_guide_to_weird_japanese_pizza.php

some highlights from that site:

Some of the weirder things that you can get on a pizza in Japan are mayonnaise
broccoli
corn
shrimp
squid
zucchini
squash
boiled eggs
tuna
octopus
potatoes
eel

Broccoli is rather common these days (in gourmet establishments), and I used to think corn was a crazy topping until I had one with such at California Pizza Kitchen. Later I proceeded to make my own corn pizza variety. I believe I chronicled that with pictures at one point, as well. Turned out rather good.

Pizza Hut Japan
The Japanese arm of the Pepsico owned Giant. Since KFC is a national staple in Japan it is no surprise that Pizza Hut would show up in Japan. Check out the Korean Purokogi style Pizza. Kim-chee on pizza... it is so crazy that is might work. I love their Idaho Special pizza is covered in Potatoes when absolutely noone in the US state of Idaho puts potatoes on their pizza.

KIMCHEE?! winnar.
And looking over that Pizza Hut Japan menu, I notice a few mayo choices.

 

[Malergion]

Garlic shrimp pizza is awesome!

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't like shimp and thus cannot agree.

 

[Malergion]

Yes, that would pose a problem. Are you opposed to having a garlic clam pizza with me at some point?

 

[Captain Beard]

Yep. Like very little seafood.

 

[Shpongled]

Cara's mom has ruined that for me. She stole my recipe and perverted it into some sort of slop. uke:

Blasphemy.

I want to try it with BACON!

 

[Kiss The Void]

this forum is tits. rad people...a couple of my friends and they're all fucking wise asses.

 

[Captain Beard]

And we love you too. In a non-gay way. Except Glenn, he's hard gay for you.

 

[Malergion]

this forum is tits. rad people...a couple of my friends and they're all fucking wise asses.

But you wouldn't have it any other way, would you, hippy-guitar-Jesus?

 

[Kiss The Void]

i was the best guitar hippy deity ever!

oh yeah, and tuna pizza fucking slays!

 

[Captain Beard]

Tuna?! I've heard of Salmon, but tuna?!

 

[Kiss The Void]

fuck yeah dude, it works kind of like chicken if you use the canned type, you just have to make sure to smother it in moist ass cheese lest it dries out.

 

[Captain Beard]

Too much work. I'll let someone else make it.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I moderate it.

 

[Chromatose]

Do you use mayo in this Tuna Pizza? While looking at all those Jap pizza sites today, I noticed they are fond of that.

yes, I already mentioned just mayo, but i meant tuna salad style.

 

[Kiss The Void]

Too much work. I'll let someone else make it.

for a large man it's odd that you don't cook more.

 

[Captain Beard]

You moderate nothing but Laura's glistening penis.

 

[Shpongled]

Derick... do you think bacon would work in tater tot casserole? Would I have to fry the bacon first and put in the casserole, or just fry it afterwards and mix it in manually?

 

[Captain Beard]

for a large man it's odd that you don't cook more.

Cooking doesn't cross my mind when not hungry, and by the time I am hungry I lack the patience for the prep time involved. It's a nasty cycle.

 

[Chromatose]

Fry it first and put it in. If you put it in first I doubt it would cook to a desirable crispness, and if you mix it in after then the layered beauty is destroyed!