Nevermore vs. Jesus

[Burning Bridges]

obvious choice is nevermore.

discuss

 

[Winston co.be.]

666-0

 

[Will Bozarth]

mmmm Jesus

 

[AsModEe]

who is that Jesus you people keep talking about??? Some guy who died 2000 years ago? Since when is being so old that you're bones are part of the local flaura a cool thing?

 

[Calamitas1786]

I think I went to school with him.

 

[Burning Bridges]

Nevermore is so much more metal than jesus is.

 

[neal]

not more metal than ROBOJESUS!@

 

[AsModEe]

^^ x110140134

 

[Spikes]

Holy Fuck

 

[AsModEe]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to neal again.

DAMN

 

[Burning Bridges]

not more metal than ROBOJESUS!@

that has got to be one of the most metal pictures ive ever seen

 

[flying_whale]

last time i checked warrel didn't turn water into wine, so jesus wins.

 

[AsModEe]

last time i checked warrel didn't turn water into wine, so jesus wins.

you're right, Warrel actually turned water into BEER, so he wins.

 

[Will Bozarth]

last time I checked, Jesus was a fake and didn't really have any powers, so Warrel wins

 

[neal]

but he turned water into FUNK!@

 

[Seventh Rising]

Jesus turned the water into wine because it was full of Nazi fluoride

 

[Burning Bridges]

you're right, Warrel actually turned water into BEER, so he wins.

more like warrel turned water into METAL, amirite?

 

[neal]

haha, Nazi fluoride

 

[Decadancer]

Jesus' beard conquers the various members of Nevermore's beards.

Actually, the only thing that could defeat Jesus' beard's awesomeness would be a mo.

 

[Nightshade]

The bottom line is, the way Nevermore does it, nobody has to get nailed to anything.