the ALWIN thread

cedarbreed · Oct 16, 2004

Two frogs are standing on a railway :
Frog1 : 'Can you see the ?' SPLASH
Frog2 : 'wh ?' SPLASH

my dying groom · Oct 16, 2004

Maqus · Oct 16, 2004

cedarbreed said:
Two eggs in a frying-pan :
Egg1 : 'Bloody Hell! It's so hot in here'
Egg2 : 'Holy shit! An egg that talks!!!'

I like this one

Alwin · Oct 17, 2004

I don't know any crappy jokes

breaklose · Oct 17, 2004

youve just pulled one.

breaklose · Oct 17, 2004

whats the different between a tyre and a my pals?
tyres dont sing the blues when you put chains on them.

breaklose · Oct 17, 2004

its about a dyslexic alco who walks into a bra.

breaklose · Oct 17, 2004

its about two cannibals, theyve just eaten a clown, and one of them goes 'this tasted funny didnt it?'

my dying groom · Oct 17, 2004

ouch. where's your off button?

cedarbreed · Oct 17, 2004

breaklose said:
whats the different between a tyre and a my pals?
tyres dont sing the blues when you put chains on them.

This one makes me laugh !

marginalé · Oct 17, 2004

Crack Hitler said:
what's the difference between neil armstrong and michael jackson?

neil went to the moon and michael jackson fucks little boys.

hahahahaha

Alwin · Oct 18, 2004

breaklose said:
youve just pulled one.

no way, really?