The answer to getting rid of crotch crickets is inside this thread.....

Ecstatic Youth · Oct 8, 2003

.......and the answer is............

Crotch spiders.

Thank you,

-Ecstatic Youth

MajestikMøøse · Oct 8, 2003

crotch spiders are grim like my hairy anus.

PlatypusJesus · Oct 8, 2003

I find that crotch instigators work a lot better.

neal · Oct 9, 2003

i never liked you.
-neal

Ecstatic Youth · Oct 9, 2003

Me? What's not to like? :lol:

/Z/ · Oct 9, 2003

I hope no one tries to use crotch spiders.

Captain Beard · Oct 9, 2003

I find that napalm can kill both crotch crickets AND crotch spiders, I tested it on Pilgrim's mother.