The awkward moment when...

[That_One_Guy]

you hear a super loud BOOM in the kitchen and your whole family wakes up and thinks someone is trying to break in....only to realise as you walk in to the kitchen adorned with a Flea Market baught samurai sword that you left a 2 liter of root beer in the fridge and it exploded



please post any stories involving entertaining and unfortunate situations im in a mood to be entertained

 

[CubanDude]

:zombie: this thread is omnipotent

 

[That_One_Guy]

:zombie: this thread is omnipotent

and what would make this thread so all-powerful?

 

[Plendakor]

I need to rephrase cause I wrote this in bed with my iPod after a few beers.

I was driving downtown but about to get on the highway with my my brother. My parents and my girlfriend were following us in another car about 50 meters behind us, my girlfriend was driving the car, keeping a distance so when I stopped the car she was not directly behind the car and stopped too. So there was that old ugly women hitchicking, probably to go get her heroin... My brother shaked his hand like "byebye" to her but I had to stop like 50 meters after cause I wanted my parents to get in front of us and I think I pointed the bridge with my hand out of the window. She probably thought that I wanted her to come in, so she ran to get by our car and I noticed her so I started to move my hand in some kind of awkward "go away" but she wouldn't catch what I meant and she kept coming... So I've quickly got on the road again and she stopped running, looking at us probably saying what the fuck.. then my girlfriend passed her by and splashed the fuck out of her.

 

[That_One_Guy]

i was in my car with my girlfriend showing the town to my parents who were in another car behind. there was a girl hitchicking.. i stopped cause iwanted my parents to get in front but she thought i wanted her to come in so she ran but i moved my hand through the window tryin to say no while she was comin like 50m behind us so i went foward and my parents splashed water on her lol sorry wsrittin from ipod

woulda been funnier if you had taken off right when she grabbed the door handle and YOU were the one to splash water on it....but only if it was you that did it...if i did it i would probably feel bad and go back and give her enough $ for a load at the laundymat

 

[plague_rider]

...some guy tried getting into our last flat, ground floor, not sure whether he was drunk and just trying to get inside somewhere or actually trying to get in to rob us... basically front door was unlocked, I normally lock it before I go to bed, this night I was up late in the lounge... hear a noise, the gf freaks out and grabs the nearest thing to her which happened to be a homemade shamen stick someone made her rather than the baseball bat... in the meantime I've seen the guys sillouette in the hallway, startled him, chased him down the street... he must of ran down one of the back alleys, i lost him... then when a couple of neighbours have come to the door I look down and realise I've just tried to chase someone down in some really loose boxer shorts... with my gf stood at the door shaking a shamen stick thats covered in dismembered doll parts...

 

[CubanDude]

and what would make this thread so all-powerful?

funny story + critique on your mix = omnipotent

ever thought of splitting that up in separate posts? :Smug:

 

[That_One_Guy]

funny story + critique on your mix = omnipotent

ever thought of splitting that up in separate posts? :Smug:

i still dont understand how that can mean omnipotent, ive only ever heard that word being used to describe something all powerful, or all seeing, i.e. a god or some shit.

and i would have had i been able to find this thread, this forum's user interface is quite different from any forum ive used in the past, not to mention the still lingering question as to why the off topic section is under Andy Sneap, and why the RMM section is as well, i understand that Andy is an audio engineer, i just still think it would be better to have a dedicated Section for user mixes, wrather than a subforum in the Andy Sneap section.

but im slowly getting used to this setup...i think

btw thanks for noticing the bold red paragraph at the bottom of the OP stating why they were together, and that as soon as i found the correct section i would remove the mix links.

Om-ni-po-tent Adjective: (of a deity) Having unlimited power; able to do anything. Synonyms: almighty - all-powerful

i think you might have chosen the wrong word, that was direct from webster's lol, so ill take you calling my thread omnipotent as a compliment

...some guy tried getting into our last flat, ground floor, not sure whether he was drunk and just trying to get inside somewhere or actually trying to get in to rob us... basically front door was unlocked, I normally lock it before I go to bed, this night I was up late in the lounge... hear a noise, the gf freaks out and grabs the nearest thing to her which happened to be a homemade shamen stick someone made her rather than the baseball bat... in the meantime I've seen the guys sillouette in the hallway, startled him, chased him down the street... he must of ran down one of the back alleys, i lost him... then when a couple of neighbours have come to the door I look down and realise I've just tried to chase someone down in some really loose boxer shorts... with my gf stood at the door shaking a shamen stick thats covered in dismembered doll parts...

i wish i was there and new you, i would remind you of that incedent every day of the rest of your life

"Remeber that time you ran after that drunk guy at 3 am in nothing but boxer shorts while your girl was waiving a shamen stick at him covered in dead baby dolls"

 

[ratsapprentice]

You need to stop thinking of this as the UM Forum: Sneap Section, and think of it as it's own forum.

 

[That_One_Guy]

You need to stop thinking of this as the UM Forum: Sneap Section, and think of it as it's own forum.

that makes alot more sense when i think about it that way

 

[CubanDude]

No.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stem_cell
Strg + F: omnipotent
Get it?

 

[TesticleMilkshake]

That awkward moment when someone knocks on your door while masturbating.

That awkward moment when you find your father's porn stash and then proceed to discuss boobs with him.

That awkward moment when you give too much information.

That awkward moment when your swimming at the beach and you lose your shorts or top.

That awkward moment in conversation when you talk relationships with a stranger and discover you've slept with the same guy (good story, happened with two separate girls regarding the same guy)

That awkward moment when you poop and there's no toilet paper.

 

[StefTD]

That awkward moment when someone knocks on your door while masturbating.

That awkward moment when you find your father's porn stash and then proceed to discuss boobs with him.

That awkward moment when you give too much information.

That awkward moment when your swimming at the beach and you lose your shorts or top.

That awkward moment in conversation when you talk relationships with a stranger and discover you've slept with the same guy (good story, happened with two separate girls regarding the same guy)

That awkward moment when you poop and there's no toilet paper.

besides that "slept with the same guy" that was one of the most manliest posts ever

and about the losing shorts or top at the beach part, pics or it didn't happen...

 

[Skinny Viking]

That awkward moment when someone knocks on your door while masturbating.

them or you?

 

[LeSedna]

I have lived the poop + no toilet paper recently...

EDIT : oh and the porn stash as well. I even forgot to close windows while my mother had to take the computer. I don't even mind

 

[Skinny Viking]

That awkward moment in conversation when you talk relationships with a stranger and discover you've slept with the same guy (good story, happened with two separate girls regarding the same guy)

when this happens to guys talking about the same girl we usually end up high-fiving each other and tell the real version of what happened

happened to me with this stripper I was keeping company with for a while. Hanging out at a buddy's place with a couple dudes, talking to the one. He mentions he has to split to head up to the one strip club nearby ... says he has to pick someone up. I ask him who he's picking up cause I know a couple of the girls that work there. He mentions a name ... I laugh, he laughs, we high-five and then I tell him I have her bra in my car from the night before, he should bring it to her because we both knew she could have never imagined that the two guys she was fucking behind her husband's back (I honestly had no idea she was married) would actually be hanging out together

we eventually decided against it because we both wanted to hit it a few more times


bad bad bad

 

[That_One_Guy]

i got another one, That awkward moment when you sister shows up at your house and you awake to her standing over your bed, then you have a short convorsation, and after she leaves you look down to notice you have a massive morning wood teepee

 

[Skinny Viking]

^ yeah, I saw that episode of That 70's Show too

 

[ratsapprentice]

When your fucking a bitch with your hands round her neck and she dies

 

[LiberaScientia]

When your fucking a bitch with your hands round her neck and she dies

Is it just me or does that guy remind you of Nathan Explosion? Except the creepy-ass t-shirt, obviously.