The best answer to any question, ever.

[RedKef]

Questions where you are asked to give information work the best. The next time you are asked a question reply with:

"bend over, I'll show you."

It works with anything.



"Hey, what are you doing?"
bend over, i'll show you

"What's new?"
bend over, I'll show you

"What's 2 + 2?"
bend over I'll show you
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2
3
4

 

[Metal head87]

I once asked a telemarketer what she was wearing. She hung up on me.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Questions where you are asked to give information work the best. The next time you are asked a question reply with:

"bend over, I'll show you."

It works with anything.



"Hey, what are you doing?"
bend over, i'll show you

"What's new?"
bend over, I'll show you

"What's 2 + 2?"
bend over I'll show you
1
2
3
4

my god, you're so gay, and I mean it in the lame meaning not literally.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Brilliant!

 

[Will Bozarth]

hahahahaha

 

[AsModEe]

well he just said the content of most Will and Laura's conversations.

 

[Will Bozarth]

this is true

 

[RedKef]

my god, you're so gay, and I mean it in the lame meaning not literally.

I'm sorry, I thought it was funny. I got the idea from a friend of mine.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Don't feel bad.
This "answer" is as old as......... <insert something old here>

 

[Will Bozarth]

George Carlin

 

[Lunar Still]

<insert something old here>

*inserts Hugh Hefner's dong*