The best possible news?

If Vortex rejoined Borknagar and they started touring again and playing shows in the US.

Any news other than this I would consider less important or profoundly fantastic to me.
 
Lord Worm rejoins Cryptopsy again and starts a huge death fest tour with Suffocation, Hypocrisy, Decapitated, Amon Amarth, Behemoth, Skinless, Entombed, Necrophagist, Napalm Death, and Cannibal Corpse. And they played at the venue near where I live, where they all got like 1 hour sets each.
 
If Quorthon was resurrected and he finished up Nordland III and Nordland IV. Not to mention, he should've made at least one more music video because I'm getting tired of "One Rode to Asa Bay".
 
Wintersun finally decides to work on their next album TIME, hehehe just kidding of course. I have faith it will come out before 2008, and if 2008 for real, then I hope it'll be within Q1.
 
Lord Worm rejoins Cryptopsy again and starts a huge death fest tour with Suffocation, Hypocrisy, Decapitated, Amon Amarth, Behemoth, Skinless, Entombed, Necrophagist, Napalm Death, and Cannibal Corpse. And they played at the venue near where I live, where they all got like 1 hour sets each.

I do believe something just happened to the front of my pants.
 
If every metal musician was ressurected and all the bands were brought together and thier was a huge metal festival the size of a city for five months with free admission, food, lodging and booze.

Edit: Screw five months... make it eternity. Sweet.