Worst Possible News You Could Think Of?

[Hell Awaits Us All]

if all the members of slayer and iron maiden died without me having a chance to see them live

 

[Killbot]

Everyone in the world dies apart from me and Russell Brand.

oh, and the CD's left are by Cliff Richard.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Fucking hate Russell Brand.

 

[mutantllama]

If metal was banned.

 

[Narg n Lamb]

If metal was banned.

This is a big reason why I don't like Al Gore...if the fucker had his way, metal would not be doing so well. I think he would have been killed anyways if it actually happened, hehehe.

 

[Pessimism]

^That would have actually been Tipper Gore's doing; but yeah he has said some stupid things.

Frankly, I think the worst thing that could happen is if some type of fatal disease/fuckup-of-nature was able to be spread through auditory mediums and every musician dies on the planet (whether they're well known or not).

edited because I realized that my initial statement didn't make sense semantically...even though it still doesn't in some ways

 

[Tonka Time]

definently if it was illegal to buy, sell, or make metal music or merchandise.

if i ever heard anything like that was gona happen id start stockpiling stuff lol

 

[Blue_Jay]

definently if it was illegal to buy, sell, or make metal music or merchandise.

if i ever heard anything like that was gona happen id start stockpiling stuff lol

Mine would be if Tony Kakko died, I'd be crying on my bed listening to emo music and Sonata Arctica for like a week.

 

[Hatebreeder]

If metal was banned in the U.S., I would not hesitate to leave the country. I was planning to anyway, but if my favorite form of music would not be available to me, I'd be angry.

Although, I think if they banned metal, there would be a lot of riots and people would realize the importance that metal has to its fans. They thought metal was violent before? What happens when all its fans are let loose with nothing to do, nowhere to mosh?

 

[Ender Rises]

If metal was banned in the U.S., I would not hesitate to leave the country. I was planning to anyway, but if my favorite form of music would not be available to me, I'd be angry.

Although, I think if they banned metal, there would be a lot of riots and people would realize the importance that metal has to its fans. They thought metal was violent before? What happens when all its fans are let loose with nothing to do, nowhere to mosh?

This is true. It would put the L.A. riots to shame.

 

[Fury of the Storm]

Lord Worm leaving Cryptopsy.

Wait, it already happened.

 

[Zephyrus]

1. If eBay ceased to exist
2. If my CD collection was stolen
3. If this forum was permanently shut down

 

[Wolves83]

1. If eBay ceased to exist
2. If my CD collection was stolen
3. If this forum was permanently shut down

that would be the biggest concern for me.

 

[post-human]

Me going deaf!

 

[Personified Hatred]

Hellhammer going to play drums in Slipknot.

 

[aqnimal]

If metal was banned by the government.

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That wouldn't stop metal, it'd simply go underground. How do you enforce such a ban? It can't be done, unless the government's willing and able to play Big Brother and keep everyone under 24/7surveillance. Even the Soviet Union, one of history's most totalitarian regimes, couldn't keep it out.

 

[Matt]

3. If this forum was permanently shut down

Or if I got permanently banned.

 

[GoldenDrumer456]

if the drummers in metal bands were replaced by drum machines. id cry like a little girl.

 

[Hatebreeder]

Hellhammer going to play drums in Slipknot.

Man...if this happened, I don't know if I would laugh hysterically out of utter disbelief, become incredibly angry and hunt him down, or just give up on life.

 

[Ender Rises]

Me going deaf!

We have a winner!