The best possible news?

[Mort Divine]

In The Woods reunited.

 

[~Neurotica]

What?.. My freaky English again?

 

[Mort Divine]

No, just I forgot what thread I was in and I thought for a second that they actually reunited and I was like "Holy shit."

 

[King Richard]

Fuck yes! In the Woods is the shit!

 

[General Zaroff]

Slipknot broke up and Mick and Joey went to form a Death Metal band.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Scientists discovered King Diamond was actually immortal.

 

[General Zaroff]

Scientists discovered King Diamond was actually immortal.

I hear he's not even human.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I hear he's not even human.

Right.

He's God.

 

[General Zaroff]

Right.

He's God.

 

[GoldenDrumer456]

Slipknot broke up and Mick and Joey went to form a Death Metal band.

tht would kick so much ass

 

[Hatebreeder]

Arioch leaves Marduk because he's bored of playing generic music and begin working on the second full-lenght of Funeral Mist.

That's kind of ironic. Why would he go with a band even more generic than his own?

they never made good music to begin with.

I'd point you in the direction of Visions, but I have to remember who I'm talking to.

 

[Jreg]

Scientists discovered King Diamond was actually immortal.

How about if they discovered Immortal was actually King Diamond?

 

[Hatebreeder]

How about if they discovered Immortal was actually King Diamond?

I hope you know that he was referring to a state of perpetual life and not the band.

If Darkthrone announced that they were doing a full North American tour and came to L.A.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Hellhamer re-unites for a really big tour and has a shit load of merchandise released aswell as having every single demo Remastered.

 

[Ender Rises]

If every metal musician was ressurected and all the bands were brought together and thier was a huge metal festival the size of a city for five months with free admission, food, lodging and booze.

Edit: Screw five months... make it eternity. Sweet.

Win. Add free weed and call it Heaven, or more fittingly, Hell.

 

[Ender Rises]

Also, if Dave and Blue Jay were banned.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Win. Add free weed and call it Heaven, or more fittingly, Hell.

How could I forget that?

 

[Ender Rises]

I was wondering that myself.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Also, if Dave and Blue Jay were banned.

 

[j_colson88]

If Chuck Schuldiner magically rose from the dead and reformed Death (talk about literal meaning!)

haha that

and Iron Maiden had a show im my backyard hahaha.. or at least halifax