Yeah you should just move out of state. You don't belong here, nonbeliever.
Oh yeah as Michigan metal brethren you might wanna know that Manowar, Slayer w/ Exodus, Amon Amarth, Eluveitie, and Judas Priest are all coming to town in the next few months. Personally, I'm holding out to pay the 60 bucks necessary of seeing Robin Trower.