This thread is to keep track of cobot's history. This could be useful for newbs and/or older posters who leave or get banned and come back. It could be interesting, I suppose.
I don't know if everything I know is chronologically accurate though, so you can help me with the timeline, if you like. I'll start writing what I know off of the top of my head.
2001
November
Hylian joins the forum.
Bodomite joins the forum.
2002
January
Dred joins the forum.
September
Tut Ankh Amon joins the forum.
October
The "MAN: The Thread For Men!" thread is created.
2003
July
-Gavin- (ex-guitarist of Alestorm) joins the forum.
November
"Hello, I'm a n00b" - Introduce yourself thread is created.
2004
April
The Nerevarine joins the forum. (He was previously known by a long name in which no one seems to remember.)
July
Deadly joins the forum
October
Own pictures thread is made
2005
March
Joonas Lehtonen joins the forum and then later on becomes one of the most infamous fanboi trolls to post on Cobot
July
Turbo begin owning n00bs in a style that has been adopted by many COBOT users since
October
Tut Ankh Amon creates "The return of the "How are you today?" thread"
November
vikk joins the forum
HomerJ_123 joins the forum
CliffBurton joins the forum
"WOMAN!: if there's 1 for the men, there's gotta be 1 for women" is created
KillerGon joins the forum
December
Chamet joins the forum.
Mitch aka <-Warheart-> joins the forum.
Tut Ankh Amon creates http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/cob-off-topic/220162-official-aug-im-so-fucking-lost-bringer-thread.html. A legendary thread that has spanned for 4 years now.
2006
February
Muffin joins the forum
children of COB (Cocob for short) joins the forum.
April
The "What are you listening to?" thread is created.
Nikki joins the forum
Everyone leaves the forum. The only people left were trolls, CoB AYDY fanbois, and the people that Gavin didn't like. All of the decent people on these forums disappeared to be replaced by an influx of profanity's, Joonas Lehtonens, and Mexicunts. This really was a turning point in Cobot's history.
August
Eli joins the forum.
Failure Of Threads (previously known as the emptifier) joins the forum
Sock Puppet is part of this ballsackery. (joins the forum)
September
Joe (aka Undefined or previously known as Heartless_Name) joins the forum
October
Swabs joins the forum
Describe the person above you thread is created.
Homer makes The Guitar Player's thread.
November
Stiv (SteveMCSteve) joins the forum
Failure Of Threads attempts at trolling.
The migration to Warblade's forum occurs. This is where Codi managed to be a mod and it locked down.
2007
January
Kaga joins the forum
Now Scratching thread is created.
Erni joins the forum
Failure Of Threads creates the "Offical Thread for Nikki's b00bs, who are ladies of beauty!"
Black Core joins the forum.
February
Flo aka Dreams Of Eternal Hate (who was then known back then as flyingv_guy) joins the forum
Failure Of Threads trolls by making http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/...guess-all-you-guys-have-been-living-hole.html
March
OvSeth (who was then known as Squee) joins the forum
Nikotiini's nude pics were posted.
April
The "Ask KillerGon" thread is created
Failure Of Threads makes http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/cob-off-topic/298749-ode-heartless.html
May
Swabs creates the Recent Purchases thread.
Gonzo gets banned from Cobot
Failure Of Threads attempts to redeem himself with http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/cob-off-topic/303246-i-will-change.html but also makes http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/cob-off-topic/302999-i-am-gangster.html
June
Erni creates the "What are you doing at this moment?" thread.
Failure Of Threads makes http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/cob-off-topic/311854-search-finally-over.html and brags about his guitar in a massive tl;dr fest.
The Opeth and Nevermore raids occur.
July
The "Ask Undefined" Thread is created.
September
The Butt joins the forum
October
eveningninja joins the forum
dave100 joins the forum
November
Ensi joins the forum
December
Janne states "Dunno but for me this is the most intresting thread ever on this sorryass forum."
2008
February
Kaga becomes the goat, trolls the forum.
March
Keith joins and then trolls the forum
May
Kaga gets together with Marie and then leaves her about a week later.
OvSeth becomes a mod
June
Joe creates The RAAAAGE Thread
August
Enmity5566 joins the forum
Flo makes the "Who Are You?" thread
Marie gets together with Chris
Kaga leaves the forum
September
Flo gets banned from Cobot
Nikotiini's nude pics are posted and OvSeth (currently being a mod) does nothing about it.
October
Dave100 comes up with the idea for Cobot: the album, the thread is made.
Gonzo and Joe stand up and fight against mods Deron and Bob about the forum. Gonzo widely uses the term "modfag". That term itself got Bobvex to ban him.
Deron declares Cobot the most pain in the ass forum on the entire UM site.
TheKid joins the forum but doesn't post until May.
November
Zakk appears on Television.
December
Marie leaves Chris
2009
January
Deron introduces Cobot rules.
Cobot: The Album Volume I is completed.
CliffBurton and Everyday_Freak get into an argument about bushfires.
Everyday_Freak then leaves the forum.
May
Cobot: The Album Volume II is completed.
TheKid begins posting on Cobot
June
Kaga starts dating I Spit On Your Grave
September
Ensi leaves Caroline.
October
Brutal Hate trolls the forum.
Joe creates the BAAWWW ABOUT BLACK METAL THREAD.
COBOT: The Album volume III is completed.
November
"Joonas you are one of the biggest idiots of all time!" - Janne Warmen
TheScythed joins the forum
Ensi cuts his hair
Kaga goes to Australia to meet I_Spit_On_Your_Grave.
December
This thread was made.
Kaga makes threads.
Homer reaches 5000 posts.
Kaga gets on Joe's ignore list.
Joe blocks several people.
Mitch becomes a Kawasaki endorsee.
Joe forges peace treaty with trolls.
Alexis makes an epic return to the forum on a troll account just to state that he's getting a masters degree.
Ensi scratches his balls and it feels great.
Both Cliff and Joe leave the forum. Cliff makes a thread about it.
Oldfags are revived.
Predicted events
2010
February
Nerve marries Vikk
Altitudes chops his balls off if Time turns out to be shit.
Events with no exact date
SteveAwesome stops posting for a really long time then randomly comes back when he's drunk one night.
Note: all information here is determined by what I've found and roughly remember and what people have discussed with me on the forum, msn, facebook, or whatever else. If there are any objections to any information, please let me know and I will fix it.
I don't know if everything I know is chronologically accurate though, so you can help me with the timeline, if you like. I'll start writing what I know off of the top of my head.
2001
November
Hylian joins the forum.
Bodomite joins the forum.
2002
January
Dred joins the forum.
September
Tut Ankh Amon joins the forum.
October
The "MAN: The Thread For Men!" thread is created.
2003
July
-Gavin- (ex-guitarist of Alestorm) joins the forum.
November
"Hello, I'm a n00b" - Introduce yourself thread is created.
2004
April
The Nerevarine joins the forum. (He was previously known by a long name in which no one seems to remember.)
July
Deadly joins the forum
October
Own pictures thread is made
2005
March
Joonas Lehtonen joins the forum and then later on becomes one of the most infamous fanboi trolls to post on Cobot
July
Turbo begin owning n00bs in a style that has been adopted by many COBOT users since
October
Tut Ankh Amon creates "The return of the "How are you today?" thread"
November
vikk joins the forum
HomerJ_123 joins the forum
CliffBurton joins the forum
"WOMAN!: if there's 1 for the men, there's gotta be 1 for women" is created
KillerGon joins the forum
December
Chamet joins the forum.
Mitch aka <-Warheart-> joins the forum.
Tut Ankh Amon creates http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/cob-off-topic/220162-official-aug-im-so-fucking-lost-bringer-thread.html. A legendary thread that has spanned for 4 years now.
2006
February
Muffin joins the forum
children of COB (Cocob for short) joins the forum.
April
The "What are you listening to?" thread is created.
Nikki joins the forum
Everyone leaves the forum. The only people left were trolls, CoB AYDY fanbois, and the people that Gavin didn't like. All of the decent people on these forums disappeared to be replaced by an influx of profanity's, Joonas Lehtonens, and Mexicunts. This really was a turning point in Cobot's history.
August
Eli joins the forum.
Failure Of Threads (previously known as the emptifier) joins the forum
Sock Puppet is part of this ballsackery. (joins the forum)
September
Joe (aka Undefined or previously known as Heartless_Name) joins the forum
October
Swabs joins the forum
Describe the person above you thread is created.
Homer makes The Guitar Player's thread.
November
Stiv (SteveMCSteve) joins the forum
Failure Of Threads attempts at trolling.
The migration to Warblade's forum occurs. This is where Codi managed to be a mod and it locked down.
2007
January
Kaga joins the forum
Now Scratching thread is created.
Erni joins the forum
Failure Of Threads creates the "Offical Thread for Nikki's b00bs, who are ladies of beauty!"
Black Core joins the forum.
February
Flo aka Dreams Of Eternal Hate (who was then known back then as flyingv_guy) joins the forum
Failure Of Threads trolls by making http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/...guess-all-you-guys-have-been-living-hole.html
March
OvSeth (who was then known as Squee) joins the forum
Nikotiini's nude pics were posted.
April
The "Ask KillerGon" thread is created
Failure Of Threads makes http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/cob-off-topic/298749-ode-heartless.html
May
Swabs creates the Recent Purchases thread.
Gonzo gets banned from Cobot
Failure Of Threads attempts to redeem himself with http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/cob-off-topic/303246-i-will-change.html but also makes http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/cob-off-topic/302999-i-am-gangster.html
June
Erni creates the "What are you doing at this moment?" thread.
Failure Of Threads makes http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/cob-off-topic/311854-search-finally-over.html and brags about his guitar in a massive tl;dr fest.
The Opeth and Nevermore raids occur.
July
The "Ask Undefined" Thread is created.
September
The Butt joins the forum
October
eveningninja joins the forum
dave100 joins the forum
November
Ensi joins the forum
December
Janne states "Dunno but for me this is the most intresting thread ever on this sorryass forum."
2008
February
Kaga becomes the goat, trolls the forum.
March
Keith joins and then trolls the forum
May
Kaga gets together with Marie and then leaves her about a week later.
OvSeth becomes a mod
June
Joe creates The RAAAAGE Thread
August
Enmity5566 joins the forum
Flo makes the "Who Are You?" thread
Marie gets together with Chris
Kaga leaves the forum
September
Flo gets banned from Cobot
Nikotiini's nude pics are posted and OvSeth (currently being a mod) does nothing about it.
October
Dave100 comes up with the idea for Cobot: the album, the thread is made.
Gonzo and Joe stand up and fight against mods Deron and Bob about the forum. Gonzo widely uses the term "modfag". That term itself got Bobvex to ban him.
Deron declares Cobot the most pain in the ass forum on the entire UM site.
TheKid joins the forum but doesn't post until May.
November
Zakk appears on Television.
December
Marie leaves Chris
2009
January
Deron introduces Cobot rules.
Cobot: The Album Volume I is completed.
CliffBurton and Everyday_Freak get into an argument about bushfires.
Everyday_Freak then leaves the forum.
May
Cobot: The Album Volume II is completed.
TheKid begins posting on Cobot
June
Kaga starts dating I Spit On Your Grave
September
Ensi leaves Caroline.
October
Brutal Hate trolls the forum.
Joe creates the BAAWWW ABOUT BLACK METAL THREAD.
COBOT: The Album volume III is completed.
November
"Joonas you are one of the biggest idiots of all time!" - Janne Warmen
TheScythed joins the forum
Ensi cuts his hair
Kaga goes to Australia to meet I_Spit_On_Your_Grave.
December
This thread was made.
Kaga makes threads.
Homer reaches 5000 posts.
Kaga gets on Joe's ignore list.
Joe blocks several people.
Mitch becomes a Kawasaki endorsee.
Joe forges peace treaty with trolls.
Alexis makes an epic return to the forum on a troll account just to state that he's getting a masters degree.
Ensi scratches his balls and it feels great.
Both Cliff and Joe leave the forum. Cliff makes a thread about it.
Oldfags are revived.
Predicted events
2010
February
Nerve marries Vikk
Altitudes chops his balls off if Time turns out to be shit.
Events with no exact date
SteveAwesome stops posting for a really long time then randomly comes back when he's drunk one night.
Note: all information here is determined by what I've found and roughly remember and what people have discussed with me on the forum, msn, facebook, or whatever else. If there are any objections to any information, please let me know and I will fix it.
