The crying Virgin thread

[Matt]

It's kinda hilarious that I don't actively try to get laid and yet still do on a semi-regular basis.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

It's kinda hilarious that I don't actively try to get laid and yet still do on a semi-regular basis.

I am really trying hard not to give a shit about chicks. The second I can accomplish this, I know I will get pussy day and night.

...

 

[The Ozzman]

White guys don't have game.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

my game is naturally trash (thanks mostly due to horrible social conditioning)

I will get it to at least decent though through persistent hard work

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

It's kinda hilarious that I don't actively try to get laid and yet still do on a semi-regular basis.

Same here. When I go clubbing I dont look for girls, I just chill with my mates, drinking, dancing, whatever yet I still manage to pull every night.

 

[The Ozzman]

I don't, but I don't go to bars looking for women. That just screams 'I want a sexually transmitted disease'

 

[Matt]

Same here. When I go clubbing I dont look for girls, I just chill with my mates, drinking, dancing, whatever yet I still manage to pull every night.

I'm sure it's because of our massive poles.

 

[Matt]

And I don't go to any clubs besides metal ones.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I don't, but I don't go to bars looking for women. That just screams 'I want a sexually transmitted disease'

uhmmmmmmmmmmmm the chance of getting stds from sex with a condom is like 1 in infinity

the chance of getting stds from sex without condom isn't much higher as long as you are having sex with middle/upper class white girls.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Same here. When I go clubbing I dont look for girls, I just chill with my mates, drinking, dancing, whatever yet I still manage to pull every night.

you bring bitches home and fuck em on the same night? I need to start doing this every friday night

that would be awesome

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I'm sure it's because of our massive poles.

It sure is.

you bring bitches home and fuck em on the same night? I need to start doing this every friday night

that would be awesome

Indeed. Except ive started seeing someone recently so im gunna try and stay faithful this time.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

goddamn it, I was dancing hot n heavy with this one slut at a club last sunday night. Why the fuck didn't I try to make out with her and then bring her home.

I am an idiot

 

[Blue_Jay]

goddamn it, I was dancing hot n heavy with this one slut at a club last sunday night. Why the fuck didn't I try to make out with her and then bring her home.

I am an idiot

stfu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Ozzman]

SATAN​

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

[/gaahl]

 

[Blue_Jay]

SATAN​

Satan sucks, he made me look at porn again today and defy my lord my God, I hate Satan's freakin guts!!!!!

 

[Matt]

[/gaahl]

I enjoy his music.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

god this game that I have to play with women is so different than everything else I have to do

I am so used to just going all out after my goals and accomplishing them at any means possible, but that sort of direct approach is a horrible idea with girls.

I just hate these bullshit games, I wish I could just go up to any good looking girls (who was interested in me) and then we'd just fuck after socializing a bit.

 

[Matt]

OR

You could do what I do and just let things happen.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

how often do you get laid mathias? be honest though no bullshit