The crying Virgin thread

[The Ozzman]

Meh, Dave has no tact at all, so it doesn't surprise me that he is having trouble getting women.

Stop being a troll.

*doesn't*

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Me and my fuck buddy do anal. She likes it. I have to eat her out before hand though. It's part of the agreement.

do you eat out her asshole as well?

I want to eat out (both p + a) of a hot girl then PIITB

i imagine that would be a rather unpleasant experience

many girls enjoy anal as long as they can get past the 1st time or so that is supposedly kind of uncomfortable

 

[Matt]

Well we've known this for a while now.

@ Ozz

 

[A8]

many girls enjoy anal as long as they can get past the 1st time or so that is supposedly kind of uncomfortable

yea i dont mean that
i meant if i was a guy i wouldnt want anything to do with, about, around, or near a womans period


and as for supposedly kind of uncomfortable: well how would you like having something rammed up your ass? i dont think you would take to it kindly

 

[Matt]

do you eat out her asshole as well?

I want to eat out (both p + a) of a hot girl then PIITB

Eh, haven't worked up the courage for that yet

 

[Matt]

yea i dont mean that
i meant if i was a guy i wouldnt want anything to do with, about, around, or near a womans period

.

 

[Wires & Waves]

paging susperia to thread 329462, patriarchally hegemonized manfemmes in the house

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

and as for supposedly kind of uncomfortable: well how would you like having something rammed up your ass? i dont think you would take to it kindly

ender doesn't seem to mind

 

[The Ozzman]

paging susperia to thread 329462, patriarchally hegemonized manfemmes in the house

The last thing we need in this thread is Susperia. She'll start talking about how to get the g-spot using a paintbrush or some shit.

 

[Belligerent]

Did people totally forget about the oath they took not even three weeks ago?

Unfortunately

 

[Belligerent]

The last thing we need in this thread is Susperia. She'll start talking about how to get the g-spot using a paintbrush or some shit.

Or shopping at thrift stores and fucking the clerks.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

belligerent, we used to be cool man, what the fuck?

 

[The Ozzman]

Or shopping at thrift stores and fucking the clerks.

I must have missed that thread.

I really do need to go to the thrift store next time I have money though.

 

[A8]

Did people totally forget about the oath they took not even three weeks ago?

the only reason i took the oath was because everyone was complaining about dave and his idiotic comments, and because there were about 128758376 threads dedicated to him and his stupidity. i had no opinion on the matter in the first place because i just recently joined the forum and i havent been around long enough to really see all the shit he's supposedly done. recently, the forum has been quieting down, so i have no real issue replying to his posts unless i see them getting out of hand. so if anyone wants to shun me for that, then go right ahead, but honestly i dont see the point

 

[Susperia]

yea i dont mean that
i meant if i was a guy i wouldnt want anything to do with, about, around, or near a womans period

Sean and I have had sex on my period many times... I tend to be pretty hormonal and horny at that time and, well, "getting some" often makes me feel better if I am in fact not feeling well.

However my periods are rarely painful at all since I'm vegan. They are light and I don't get PMS, I just get a hightened overall sense.

 

[Belligerent]

I must have missed that thread.

I really do need to go to the thrift store next time I have money though.

Yea, thrift stores own. You could find a really cool Night Ranger shirt or perhaps a Juicemaster.
Both very essential items I might add.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Sean and I have had sex on my period many times... I tend to be pretty hormonal and horny at that time and, well, "getting some" often makes me feel better if I am in fact not feeling well.

However my periods are rarely painful at all since I'm vegan. They are light and I don't get PMS, I just get a hightened overall sense.

LOL a dude on bodybuilding.com was talking about sex with a girl who was on her period (he didn't realize this as it was dark)

they turned on the lights and his cock looked like a murder weapon

 

[skeptik]

I don't get PMS

LOLOCAUST!

 

[A8]

LOL a dude on bodybuilding.com was talking about sex with a girl who was on her period (he didn't realize this as it was dark)

they turned on the lights and his cock looked like a murder weapon

ewww thats fucking disgusting and exactly why if i was a guy i would never do a girl that has her period...there are so many reasons not to

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

LOL there was this chick today at school

I was sitting next to her and I can see she is really attracted to me (has a boyfriend though and not nearly hot enough for me to even consider it). Everytime I look at her, I make some eye contact and she starts smiling (also I can tell she is becoming incredibly nervous). LOL I barely said anything to her, just kept making "flirty" eye contact and she kept smiling/fidgeting with things, trying to tell me some BS to play it off.

I thought it was pretty amusing.