The crying Virgin thread

[Death Aflame]

LOL there was this chick today at school

I was sitting next to her and I can see she is really attracted to me (has a boyfriend though and not nearly hot enough for me to even consider it). Everytime I look at her, I make some eye contact and she starts smiling (also I can tell she is becoming incredibly nervous). LOL I barely said anything to her, just kept making "flirty" eye contact and she kept smiling/fidgeting with things, trying to tell me some BS to play it off.

I thought it was pretty amusing.

shut-up.

 

[Wires & Waves]

susperia clearly searches for her own name

 

[Susperia]

LOL there was this chick today at school

I was sitting next to her and I can see she is really attracted to me (has a boyfriend though and not nearly hot enough for me to even consider it). Everytime I look at her, I make some eye contact and she starts smiling (also I can tell she is becoming incredibly nervous). LOL I barely said anything to her, just kept making "flirty" eye contact and she kept smiling/fidgeting with things, trying to tell me some BS to play it off.

I thought it was pretty amusing.

Is she blind, deaf or severely retarded?

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

I am really trying hard not to give a shit about chicks. The second I can accomplish this, I know I will get pussy day and night.

at this point my goal is to continue to improve my game and socialize (parties/clubs) 3/4 times every week for the rest of the year.

"Game" should be about the last thing you should be worrying about at your age. When the fuck are you goin to mature, and finally not need porn to fill you're pitiful void

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Is she blind, deaf or severely retarded?

All three probably

 

[skeptik]

I wish I had grounds to close this thread.

 

[Susperia]

they turned on the lights and his cock looked like a murder weapon

It's funny. It's not really a big deal, especially if you're not on the heaviest day (we don't generally do it on the heaviest day..). Why the hell are you people so antsy about a little blood? Poop is somehow better to you than blood, it makes no sense.

Menstruation is amazing, imho. I'm not going to mark myself "off limits" simply because my cycle is restarting, and if the way my body works really did gross out my lover/boyfriend/husband, we'd have some fucking issues. (lol, literally and seriously..)

 

[Death Aflame]

I wish I had grounds to close this thread.

Incite dave to do something really stupid, ban his ass and then close this thread.

 

[Blue_Jay]

Incite dave to do something really stupid, ban his ass and then close this thread.

You are a REALLY mean person.

 

[Cythraul]

You are a REALLY mean person.

And you're fucking gay.

 

[Blue_Jay]

And you're fucking gay.

I don't get turned on by hairy male legs.

 

[rfe]

Then you get turned on by clean shaven man legs?

 

[Blue_Jay]

Then you get turned on by clean shaven man legs?

No, but I think it's hotter than hairy guy legs ick!

 

[Death Aflame]

@ blue jay. To the best troll on GMD

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

@ blue jay. To the best troll on GMD

 

[hibernal_dream]

ewww thats fucking disgusting and exactly why if i was a guy i would never do a girl that has her period...there are so many reasons not to

It probably wouldn't be so bad if it was between 2 really black people, I mean you would hardly notice the blood.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

"Game" should be about the last thing you should be worrying about at your age. When the fuck are you goin to mature, and finally not need porn to fill you're pitiful void

I haven't watched porn in quite a while actually. Over the last week I have maybe masturbated once or twice LOL. This is like an all time low for me in the last maybe 7 years

Is she blind, deaf or severely retarded?

well I am not sure about that though she did have freckles ALL over her body everywhere. Face and body were both easily bangable but godsakes those freckles

I was thinking about hitting up some clubs with my sister's boyfriend, dude is 24 with his own company, drives a mercedes CL500 and supposedly has mad game with females. I wonder if he could help me get laid. Plus I could probably take some sluts back to his place and fuck 'em

 

[skeptik]

I think that joke would work better for anal sex.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

do you really get shit on your cock when you are doing anal?

 

[Blue_Jay]

do you really get shit on your cock when you are doing anal?

depends on how badly a girl needs to go poop, if not then not really.