The crying Virgin thread

[Matt]

Eh 2-3 times every two weeks or so

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

different sluts or just one girlfriend? and are most of them pretty hot?

what do you do? just call up different girls on thursday, ask them if they want to hang out, and then just let it happen?

 

[Blue_Jay]

Wow, Dave actually didn't say the lord's name in vain for once, I'm so proud of him, he's cool.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

dude take your piece of shit lord and fuck off

 

[Matt]

different sluts or just one girlfriend? and are most of them pretty hot?

what do you do? just call up different girls on thursday, ask them if they want to hang out, and then just let it happen?

One girl that I used to go out with but we broke up but still fuck, and other random hot chicks. Usually I just ask if they wanna fuck or just start playfully suggesting it.

 

[Blue_Jay]

Oh brother, and when I thought he was actually learning the way of Jesus.

 

[King Richard]

Did people totally forget about the oath they took not even three weeks ago?

 

[Matt]

Yes

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

montu

do I need a big sense of humor though to fuck these bitches? I am not funny but It has never been a problem for me to socialize with people.

 

[The Ozzman]

Did people totally forget about the oath they took not even three weeks ago?

Apparently.

 

[Matt]

montu

do I need a big sense of humor though to fuck these bitches? I am not funny but It has never been a problem for me to socialize with people.

You just have to be cute and cuddly. And shit.

 

[A8]

Satan sucks, he made me look at porn again today and defy my lord my God, I hate Satan's freakin guts!!!!!

satan forced you to pleasure yourself?

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

satan forced you to pleasure yourself?

You just have to be cute and cuddly. And shit.

I thought I was supposed to be alpha male to fuck teh hot bitches.

 

[Wires & Waves]

[00:27:04] come dive in: i dreamt about you last night yknow
[00:27:13] wazzap: oh
[00:27:15] wazzap: what happened
[00:27:29] come dive in: well i just
[00:27:34] come dive in: didnt leave your house
[00:27:47] come dive in: i kept waking up and thinking i was still there and looking for you

:#3

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

any of you guys fuck your girl anal when is she on her period? seems like a great excuse

 

[The Ozzman]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

IBL

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

this is now officially the sex/dating thread

so do you guys fuck your girl anal when she is on teh period?

 

[Matt]

I thought I was supposed to be alpha male to fuck teh hot bitches.

Eventually you'll learn that is rarely a "sure fire" method to do things like this.

any of you guys fuck your girl anal when is she on her period? seems like a great excuse

Me and my fuck buddy do anal. She likes it. I have to eat her out before hand though. It's part of the agreement.

 

[A8]

any of you guys fuck your girl anal when is she on her period? seems like a great excuse

i imagine that would be a rather unpleasant experience

 

[Matt]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

IBL

Stop being a troll.