The crying Virgin thread

[Crimson Velvet]

You have to mean it, though... I'll see you down there!

 

[Blue_Jay]

You have to mean it, though... I'll see you down there!

I do mean it, I regret every sin I do, I hate doing sin it's all the devil's fault!! Why does the devil have to be such an asshole :'(

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Well, since God is omnipotent, the Devil exists because of him, therefore it's really all God's fault.

So quit calling God an asshole, you blasphemer. I hope you burn in Hell.

 

[Blue_Jay]

Well, since God is omnipotent, the Devil exists because of him, therefore it's really all God's fault.

So quit calling God an asshole, you blasphemer. I hope you burn in Hell.

No I wasn't!!!! I never called God an a word!!!! In fact I kept calling him totally cool and awesome in church today with my buddy Ryan who looks like an emo truck driver dude. What does omnipotent mean. I believe that heaven and hell existed since the beggining of time, as for what created both, no one will ever know.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

omnipotent = all-powerful

Step A: God is all-powerful. Agreed?

Step B: Because God is all-powerful, Satan exists because of him.

Conclusion: Since Satan (the one responsible for your sins) exists because of God, it is God's fault that you sin.

That wasn't so hard, now, was it?

 

[Blue_Jay]

omnipotent = all-powerful

Step A: God is all-powerful. Agreed?

Step B: Because God is all-powerful, Satan exists because of him.

Conclusion: Since Satan (the one responsible for your sins) exists because of God, it is God's fault that you sin.

That wasn't so hard, now, was it?

don't think you get what I said

 

[supseudonymous]

I really, really hate you.

 

[Blue_Jay]

I really, really hate you.

haha well I'm being myself, don't like it then screw off

 

[ivry91]

omnipotent = all-powerful

Step A: God is all-powerful. Agreed?

Step B: Because God is all-powerful, Satan exists because of him.

Conclusion: Since Satan (the one responsible for your sins) exists because of God, it is God's fault that you sin.

That wasn't so hard, now, was it?

Thats allmost the Jewish way of seeing things execpt that it is your choice to sin or not and not Gods not Satans fault..if you have sinned then you can blame yourself only and yelling at people to burn in hell Blue - Ray is not your job...you are not a judge nor a police by god therefor just work on your own life and let whoever is in charge handle everything else, all you are doing is causing people to hate you and what you represent which is sadly...god.(I hope your a troll fake.)

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Hurray for Lucifer.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

jesus loved teh pen0r

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=4552883

 

[Blue_Jay]

jesus loved teh pen0r

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=4552883

No he didn't!!!! Sure he loved mostly guys on the bible, but that doesn't mean that he's gay!!!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Yeah, Dave. His relationships were all platonic, you meanie.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

No he didn't!!!! Sure he loved mostly guys on the bible, but that doesn't mean that he's gay!!!

yea, he just loved to suck off little boys. Nothing gay about that at all !!!!! :zombie:

 

[CaGeD iN]

jesus loved everyone, therefore he was bisexual

 

[IWP]

omnipotent = all-powerful

Step A: God is all-powerful. Agreed?

Step B: Because God is all-powerful, Satan exists because of him.

Conclusion: Since Satan (the one responsible for your sins) exists because of God, it is God's fault that you sin.

That wasn't so hard, now, was it?

owned

 

[Matt]

omnipotent = all-powerful

Step A: God is all-powerful. Agreed?

Step B: Because God is all-powerful, Satan exists because of him.

Conclusion: Since Satan (the one responsible for your sins) exists because of God, it is God's fault that you sin.

That wasn't so hard, now, was it?

Conclusion: God gave freewill, so you can sin and shit. Satan was cast out of heaven, so god didn't actually plan for there to be teh evilz

 

[A8]

jesus loved everyone, therefore he was bisexual

 

[Blue_Jay]

Conclusion: God gave freewill, so you can sin and shit. Satan was cast out of heaven, so god didn't actually plan for there to be teh evilz

But God knows all, and he has planned everything from the getgo. I don't think he'd plan for the creation of satan and hell.

yea, he just loved to suck off little boys. Nothing gay about that at all !!!!!

Your retarded

 

[zoidberg]

But God knows all, and he has planned everything from the getgo. I don't think he'd plan for the creation of satan and hell.

that makes no sense at all! you contadicted yourself in 2 sentences! a great feat!!