The Cynical Thread.

[Malergion]

Oh, snap.

 

[Yossarianus]

Oh, snap.

 

[Yossarianus]

And mind you, I do have a lovely goatee.

 

[Morbides]

Great.

 

[Captain Beard]

Christ, JUST FUCK ALREADY.

 

[Yossarianus]

And see all that smoke emerging from my mouth? That embodies all your abandoned dreams and hopes of ever seeing Nevermore live.

Euheuheuhe.

 

[Morbides]

Christ, JUST FUCK ALREADY.

Hey he's all yours.

 

[Morbides]

And see all that smoke emerging from my mouth? That embodies all your abandoned dreams and hopes of ever seeing Nevermore live.

Euheuheuhe.

That was low.*cries*

 

[Captain Beard]

Sorry lady, he's too hairy.

 

[Yossarianus]

Sorry lady, he's too hairy.

If you are, in fact, a 201 cm nordic hellspawn, I'm so very glad you think so.

 

[Captain Beard]

This isn't Oglaf.

 

[Malergion]

Self conscious about a lack of hair are we?

 

[Morbides]

Yossarianus: shut up, you conglomerate of cancerous cells.

 

[Yossarianus]

Yossarianus: shut up, you conglomerate of cancerous cells.

See what I have to put up with? Teeth grinding, arse wrenching abuse. On a daily basis.

ME LIKEY.

 

[Captain Beard]

Don't forget the nice perky mammaries.

 

[Yossarianus]

And that lovely rump.

 

[Captain Beard]

I do enjoy riling her up.

 

[Yossarianus]

It can be quite rewarding.

 

[Morbides]

Would you people stop talking about your pets.

 

[Yossarianus]

Low self-esteem?