The "Do I Have A Stalker" or a secret admirer thread?

[JenniferGentle]

Okay, I need some help with this. I've been getting flowers every single day, since Thursday, delivered to my house. They're addressed to me, but with no "from". HUGE bouquets, mostly of roses and such. What is the deal? I have asked everyone and they deny. Hardly anyone knows my street address that I know of. Do I have a stalker? Is this a secret admirer? WTF! It's really creepy.

 

[Söy]

WD?

 

[JenniferGentle]

Oh of course. Haha. How silly of me.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

didn't you mention having some boyfriend/guy interest? maybe he's just being crafty and trying to get you to run into his arms because you think some stalker dude's gonna come to your house?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Maybe Zakk is trying to get back with you?

 

[Lunar Still]

didn't you mention having some boyfriend/guy interest? maybe he's just being crafty and trying to get you to run into his arms because you think some stalker dude's gonna come to your house?

And then, once he's got you - BAM - he's the stalker. DUN DUN DUN!!! All the brains and subtlety of something on the Lifetime channel!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

And then, once he's got you - BAM - he's the stalker. DUN DUN DUN!!! All the brains and subtlety of something on the Lifetime channel!

or the stalker does turn out to be her ex-guy and the two guys battle to the death in a raging storm.

 

[JenniferGentle]

Maybe Zakk is trying to get back with you?

No, he has told me he doesn't want anything to do with me. I didn't even bother asking him haha.

Scott? Definitely not him, he brings me carob and raspberry pudding when he comes back from filming in the citttayyyyyyyyyyy so if it were him, he'd like... send a bunch of that. He's not that crafty. Haha. And he doesn't have that much money to spare haha.

I'm so scared. If I get them again tomorrow I am going to cry it's SO FREAKING CREEPY.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

That'd be awesome. Please record.

Edit... that was meant for Laura's post.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i know i'd seriously be just as freaked out if it was me. can you think of any guys you know from school/work/daily routine who'd have this kind of interest and know your address?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

No, he has told me he doesn't want anything to do with me. I didn't even bother asking him haha.

jesus, miserable asshole much?

 

[Shpongled]

Piss on the flowers and post pics on your myspace. That'll show 'em!

 

[JenniferGentle]

I won't make judgments about him anymore. He told me I am not the kind of person he ever wanted in his life, haha. Oops, because I think I'm pretty loving, caring and loyal, OH SNAP!

But no Laura, I can't think of anyone who knows my address and would have any kind of interest than that.

I mean the first day I was totally flattered I was like gee this shit only happens in terrible romantic comedies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But then I realized by the third day that this was creepy as FUCK.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

could be someone in the neighborhood.

comforting thought, i know. you're welcome, jen =P

 

[JenniferGentle]

Haha yeah gee, thanks. That's true, hmm.

 

[Lunar Still]

or the stalker does turn out to be her ex-guy and the two guys battle to the death in a raging storm.

On top of old castle ruins.....THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I'd say don't get creeped out until the dead animals start appearing on your doorstep.

 

[reese_apoc]

you know what? BUTTSECKS. that's it. buttsecks. it solves everything.

 

[Calamitas1786]

I'd say don't get creeped out until the dead animals start appearing on your doorstep.

Or the pet in a boiling pot of water. Mmmmmm...kitty broth......

 

[Lunar Still]

Nah, dead animals on your doorstep isn't so bad. It's the dead children you have to worry about.