The "Do I Have A Stalker" or a secret admirer thread?

[Captain Beard]

Worry about them? Dead kids are free dinner!

 

[Chromatose]

that's a disturbing situation you have yourself there.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Worry about them? Dead kids are free dinner!

Jonathan Swift would be ecstatic.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

mmm, baby stew. quite an economical and practical solution to overpopulation!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

 

[neal]

jesus, miserable asshole much?

why is it so crazy that some people dont want to remain friends after they break up?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

telling someone you were previously in an intimate relationship with that you don't want anything to do with them anymore is just a liiiittle harsh in my mind

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

mmm, baby stew. quite an economical and practical solution to overpopulation!

Not to mention absolutely delicious!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

baby appetizers
baby soup
baby salad
roast baby
baby ala mode

i can make a 4-course meal out of 3 babies! thank you, mr swift!

 

[JenniferGentle]

Mmm, I like my babies raw though... the flesh is just so tender already... no need for heat...

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Thats not very vegan though. Are you sure you wouldn't go for some soy baby substitute?

 

[JenniferGentle]

No, babies are the ONLY exception. I mean it doesn't count DOES it, they're not animal products, we're humans, right? RIGHT?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

we're humans, right? RIGHT?

well, YOU might be...

 

[JenniferGentle]

Haha, all this talk about eating babies just makes me want to call up my dad and tell him all his excellent dead baby jokes. They're such dumb jokes but for some reason I crack up, uncontrollably... hmm, haha.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

No, babies are the ONLY exception. I mean it doesn't count DOES it, they're not animal products, we're humans, right? RIGHT?

And as long as they were free range babies, right?

 

[JBroll]

I've had someone I tried to cut off ties with pop up randomly and tell me that she knows the Davidians are coming back and that I should be on their good side. Hell, if there isn't a 'from' or any hint to who it might be... don't worry about it. You should already be well-armed, seeing as how you're in New Fucking York, so you shouldn't have too much to worry about.

Jeff

 

[JenniferGentle]

Yeah as long as they are free range, grain fed. Of course, it's the ONLY exception I'll make. Mmhm.

And hmm, yeah, I guess I'll just see what happens with it. If I stop posting I was most likely abducted by whatever alien keeps sending me flowers, haha.

I HOPE I FIND OUT! My curiosity is KILLING me.

I mean I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN FLOWERS IN MY LIFE!!!!!!! So I wanna know who this fool is haha

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

My curiosity is KILLING me.

But not as much as the guy who's been sending flowers is about to!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

fuck you max, i was about the say that!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I've had someone I tried to cut off ties with pop up randomly and tell me that she knows the Davidians are coming back and that I should be on their good side. Hell, if there isn't a 'from' or any hint to who it might be... don't worry about it. You should already be well-armed, seeing as how you're in New Fucking York, so you shouldn't have too much to worry about.

Jeff

damn, how could you have let that one go?