The "Do I Have A Stalker" or a secret admirer thread?

[Altitudes]

Not to scare you but you do live in New York

 

[JenniferGentle]

Hush! I frequent New York City often, but I live on Long Island, hardly in the ghetto or anything haha. So I don't get what the big deal is about New York, are there more stalkers here or something? haha.

 

[Altitudes]

I sense nervousness in your tone, your stalker will prey off it!

 

[JenniferGentle]

I think I am going to convince myself that it is some random person who knows my address, and has nothing better to do haha and who doesn't know me at all, except for my name, and address haha

 

[MajestikMoose]

Goddammit, enjoy your flowers and stop whining.

 

[JenniferGentle]

Thank you for the good advice, good sir. I think I will. It is pretty sweet actually, I doubt I'll ever get this many flowers again I might as well enjoy it haha

 

[Altitudes]

That's the spirit!

 

[Burti]

You said something about "anonymously" and I immediately thought of a faceless man with a tuxedo. Who was green.

 

[Captain Beard]

You spend too much time on 4chan. You need to get outside more.

 

[Burti]

The time I'm not on UG is on the guitar.

CARPAL TUNNEL!

Edit: I get 98% of my 4chan knowledge from Dramatica.

 

[Altitudes]

You spend too much time on 4chan. You need to get outside more.

gb2/h/!!!11!

 

[Captain Beard]

How about keeping the faggotry associated with the place there huh? With all your zeal, you forget they brought forth rules designed to circumvent what you do.

 

[Altitudes]

lolwut?

 

[Captain Beard]

A fascinating set of pictures.

 

[Burti]

Headache guy fused with screamguy, epic.

LOLWUT pear needs to die though, UG killed it.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

My EX-gf stalked me for almost a whole year... whahaha but could give a damn im not the one who should explain that too her boyfriend then

they broke up though,...i hope it isnt my fault whahaha

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

My EX-gf stalked me for almost a whole year... whahaha but could give a damn im not the one who should explain that too her boyfriend then

they broke up though,...i hope it isnt my fault whahaha

hahhahahhahahahaha.
:Smug:

 

[Will Bozarth]

I say it's Zack, because he IS a fucking creepy bastard.

 

[JenniferGentle]

No, I won't make judgments on him anymore. But I doubt it's him, as I've said before, he basically told me he never wanted a person like me in his life, and that I've hurt him so much and blah blah and that he never wants to hear from me again. So why would HE send them?

 

[JLF@school]

because he is a whiner