The female tennis player that looks like Jeff?

[Morganna]

Well, that just killed my boner.

And real creepy!

 

[Craysh3]

I don't get how that killed the boner though, all the gals around here are bi-curious anyway at the very least and its just like watching Jeff Loomis play tennis. He'd probably own the shit out of everyone if he would've loved that as much as music.

 

[derek]

No shit. Henin makes me want to vomit.

I always thought she looked like she had downs.

 

[azal]

that's lindsay davenport with the touch of downs

 

[El Stormo]

I always thought she looked like she had downs.

Down's, oral herpes, and several whacks to the face with a shovel.

edit: and no tits

 

[derek]

Yeah, she's just not cricket.

 

[El Stormo]

She's not even croquet.

 

[Lordlucid]

Holy shit, she even has his man-hands!

When I met Jeff, I shook his hand and was all... "Damn, for having such man hands, they're surprisingly softer then I thought."
It was just weird!!

 

[Nikki]

Strangely enough,I always thought Maria Sharapova looked like a younger Jerry Cantrell

whoa.

 

[Super Mahrio]

Strangely enough,I always thought Maria Sharapova looked like a younger Jerry Cantrell

whoa.

a little bit!

 

[azal]

if that's the case, I would totally eat a young jerry cantrell's butthole out.

 

[derek]

He'd probably be up for that.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

 

[Nikki]

if that's the case, I would totally eat a young jerry cantrell's butthole out.

 

[Super Mahrio]

if that's the case, I would totally eat a young jerry cantrell's butthole out.

!!