The Friday Five

[Taliwakker]

Kenneth wrote

The value of my skills and worth cannot be equated monetarily.

I just checked with the local freakshow owner and he pays $100 perweek + provides food and cage for the position of 'Self Fellating Boy'.

 

[Horus]

So does that mean he pays $100 for a kid that can give himself head?

 

[Taliwakker]

+ free food and living quarters (cage).

 

[DoomsdayZach]

One of the few jobs on earth where you're encouraged to get head on the job.

 

[frozen_core]

This week's questions:

1. What’s the most embarrassing thing/job you’ve had to do to earn money?
2. What’s the easiest and quickest way you have earned a buck?
3. If you could set your own salary, according to your skills and worth, how much would you earn?
4. Are you a good saver?
5. What’s the most expensive and useless thing you have ever bought?

1. either the time i ate a concoction of strawberry wafer/toothpaste/orange peel/bbq sauce/cigarette ash, or my "pool noodle" packing job.

2. anything in broadcast/media that i've worked in, or making some stupid skater punk a "showcase video" for him.

3. probably around $43,000 Canadian.

4. yes, i'm insanely good at it.

5. most expensive: my mac computer/audio-video equipment (probably totalling about $25,000)
most useless: ummm... can't really say i have anything useless... probably 4 years worth of attaining a university degree in english literature, totalling about $10,000.

 

[SilentRealm]

1. What’s the most embarrassing thing/job you’ve had to do to earn money?

once i worked for a telecommunications company, and my job was head hunting. i had to cold call business' and try to steal the employees over to our company.. i really hated it (pretty good cash tho) and didnt last very long.


2. What’s the easiest and quickest way you have earned a buck?

god i have no idea.. when i was 14 my friends and i played a trick on some unsuspecting guys for about $10 - got them to 'save us' from this house and said we needed it to get home. we pocketed the cash, pretended we lost it.. walked home, and split it.. between 4 girls however.. it didnt add up to much and it was very mean and immature, but i was a naughty young thing at the time.


3. If you could set your own salary, according to your skills and worth, how much would you earn?

hmm.. about $1.50 an hour


4. Are you a good saver?

i would be.. but.. ebay's hold on me is strong..


5. What’s the most expensive and useless thing you have ever bought?

a phone - motorola v620, cost me $500 big ones and the backlight went on it, then it got stolen in a nightclub - so that rendered it pretty useless..

 

[Anonymous]

1. I've never done anything of the sort for money, but I do crazy ass shit all the time for free
2. Found 20$ on the floor during my grad ceremony.
3. According to my skills, eh? I'd be the richest man-whore ever, and I'd only do it with hot chicks.
4. God no.
5. Some pellet gun a few years ago.

 

[Jax]

Alright, it's (just barely) Friday here, so here are this week's questions:

1. What talent(s) do you have that could make you famous?
2. If you could be famous for one day, what would you do?
3. If you were so famous that money was no object, where would you live?
4. If you could meet any famous person, who would it be?
5. What would be your famous catch phrase/quote/motto/last words?

 

[Taliwakker]

1. What talent(s) do you have that could make you famous?
2. If you could be famous for one day, what would you do?
3. If you were so famous that money was no object, where would you live?
4. If you could meet any famous person, who would it be?
5. What would be your famous catch phrase/quote/motto/last words?

1.I'm a good shot...so i could assasinate a political leader or rock musician.
2.Sleep with my adoring public.
3.Monte Carlo...with the other rich people
4.I'd like to meat Catherine Zeta Jones
5....? but it would contain expletives probably.

 

[Yngvai X]

Alright, it's (just barely) Friday here, so here are this week's questions:

1. What talent(s) do you have that could make you famous?
2. If you could be famous for one day, what would you do?
3. If you were so famous that money was no object, where would you live?
4. If you could meet any famous person, who would it be?
5. What would be your famous catch phrase/quote/motto/last words?

1 Well...click the banner in my signature
2. The same thing I do every day.
3. Manhattan, or up in the mountains somewhere north of NYC.
4. George Bush, so I could ask him "what the fuck?"
5. catch phrase: yeeeeeeaaah

 

[AngraRULES]

1 Well...click the banner in my signature
2. The same thing I do every day.
3. Manhattan, or up in the mountains somewhere north of NYC.
4. George Bush, so I could ask him "what the fuck?"
5. catch phrase: yeeeeeeaaah

LMAO at #4.

 

[War_Blade]

1. guitar (i hope)
2. lol, uh i guess i just anwsered that, play guitar...
3. a private island stocked with hawt women!!!
4. jason becker, i would have to have a translater with us though.
5 viva la aqua net!!!!

 

[J-Dubya 777]

1. What talent(s) do you have that could make you famous?

Well, famous in a bad way... I'm a really good shot with a rifle or a pistol, and I have ZERO guilt of using it in the right situations..... : X
2. If you could be famous for one day, what would you do?

Besides a big giant pile of weed? (j/k) Hmm probably play music with one of my idols....

3. If you were so famous that money was no object, where would you live?

Somewhere in the deep woods, either here in the US, or in Sweden. Closer to wildlife, and as far from humans as I could get....

4. If you could meet any famous person, who would it be?

Since you didn't say living or not, Frank Zappa. If they have to be alive, I'd like to meet Michael Moore, just so I could show him my "talent"

5. What would be your famous catch phrase/quote/motto/last words?

Most of my quotes are pretty foul...
the nicest of them is "Eat shit & live to brag!"

Famous last words since I don't plan to die "normally" - Uh...ohhhhhh shit!!!!"

J-Dubya

 

[J-Dubya 777]

1.I'm a good shot...so i could assasinate a political leader or rock musician.

Dammit! LOL! Maybe we could go on a multi-continent crime spree?

J-Dubya

 

[Tubbs]

Alright, it's (just barely) Friday here, so here are this week's questions:

1. What talent(s) do you have that could make you famous?
2. If you could be famous for one day, what would you do?
3. If you were so famous that money was no object, where would you live?
4. If you could meet any famous person, who would it be?
5. What would be your famous catch phrase/quote/motto/last words?

1. Making some really weird music that stands out! (The demos on my link are crap compared to the real stuff I'm making.)
2. Hopefully I'll be famous for more than a day. I have high hopes.
3. Somewhere in England or Sweden.
4. Anybody from Dream Theater, Mike Åkerfeldt, or Dan Swanö.
5. "I'm gonna open up a can o' pwnage on you nubcake!"

 

[Taliwakker]

Dammit! LOL! Maybe we could go on a multi-continent crime spree?

I'll head up the Southern Hemisphere division...you can handle the North

And why do people think they need to be talented on guitar to be famous...some could be too talented to be famous

 

[Kenneth R.]

1. What talent(s) do you have that could make you famous?
>I wouldn't know. I am myself.
2. If you could be famous for one day, what would you do?
>Speak against pointless wars, inactive public response to corruption, and the trivial nature of fame and fortune.
3. If you were so famous that money was no object, where would you live?
>Somewhere quiet and scenic.
4. If you could meet any famous person, who would it be?
>My heroes were never famous.
5. What would be your famous catch phrase/quote/motto/last words
>Never live by quotes.

 

[Beelzebub]

Alright, it's (just barely) Friday here, so here are this week's questions:

1. What talent(s) do you have that could make you famous?
2. If you could be famous for one day, what would you do?
3. If you were so famous that money was no object, where would you live?
4. If you could meet any famous person, who would it be?
5. What would be your famous catch phrase/quote/motto/last words?

1. I can tell some really funny jokes, only problem is that not too many people get them

2. Exploit my fame. Go on TV, fancy lunches, expensive hotels, everything.

3. Antarctica.

4. I don't know.

5. I don't know.

 

[J-Dubya 777]

I'll head up the Southern Hemisphere division...you can handle the North

And why do people think they need to be talented on guitar to be famous...some could be too talented to be famous

LOL! Deal!

J-Dubya

 

[Tubbs]

>Speak against pointless wars, inactive public response to corruption, and the trivial nature of fame and fortune.

Wow, you win there.