The Friday Five

[OfSinsAndShred]

1) What is one piece of technology that you feel does more harm to people than good?
Guitar Hero?
2) Ever had an experience of the supernatural variety you could not explain?
Nothing comes immediately to mind, but I've also had dreamed about things that later happened.
3) If you could make your perfect sandwich, what would be on it?
Should've seen it coming. This one's simple, though. Peanut butter and jelly.
4) What should the penalty be for people driving slow in the left lane while talking on a cell phone? (everything from no punishment to waterboarding (and beyond) is fair game))
The universe should somehow conspire to make them late for every appointment they make for the rest of their lives.
5)What are the last five beers you have truly enjoyed?
They were all PBRs. I enjoyed them immensely.
Bonus - Does your wife forcing you to play a golf tournament on her birthday make her the most awesome woman in the world?
Yes. I love when my wife does that.

 

[Beelzebub]

Yas, you divorced your wife?

There are only 2 correct answers to question 3, depending on... circumstance: panini or sausage.

Aaaaahahahahaha. Well played, sir.

PS: The bond wifey and I share transcends marriage.

 

[noble savage]

2. Yeah, once during a thunderstorm when I was little, my radio car toy drove out of my room and into my hall where my brother and I were watching TV. The remote for it was on my desk in my room and we were the only two home that night. Freaked us out like hell.

Maybe the thunderstorm is the reason the car moved? Lightning is just electromagnetism that may emit frequencies that could possibly interact with the car the same way the remote does.

Or it could have just been a spooky ghost.

 

[Meedleyx10]

or just a regular one

 

[noble savage]

Naaa, there is no such thing as regular ghosts.

 

[Phanto]

Maybe the thunderstorm is the reason the car moved? Lightning is just electromagnetism that may emit frequencies that could possibly interact with the car the same way the remote does.

Of course it was. In reality, there's nothing supernatural so no-one can experience anything supernatural. The definition of supernatural has basically become "something really fuckin freaky".

 

[J-Dubya 777]

So that's five + bonus:

1) What is one piece of technology that you feel does more harm to people than good?
2) Ever had an experience of the supernatural variety you could not explain?
3) If you could make your perfect sandwich, what would be on it?
4) What should the penalty be for people driving slow in the left lane while talking on a cell phone? (everything from no punishment to waterboarding (and beyond) is fair game))
5)What are the last five beers you have truly enjoyed?

Bonus - Does your wife forcing you to play a golf tournament on her birthday make her the most awesome woman in the world?

1) The internet
2) The feeling that my mom was watching us while we gathered around her body @ home when she passed away. It was weird....
3) Corned Beef & mustard
4) Waterboarding followed by a severe beating. An open season would be nice...
5) New Castle, and some weird German beers the last couple times we hit a German Resturant. I have NO idea what they were, but I liked em'!

Bonus - NO

 

[ABQShredHead]

So that's five + bonus:

1) What is one piece of technology that you feel does more harm to people than good?
2) Ever had an experience of the supernatural variety you could not explain?
3) If you could make your perfect sandwich, what would be on it?
4) What should the penalty be for people driving slow in the left lane while talking on a cell phone? (everything from no punishment to waterboarding (and beyond) is fair game))
5)What are the last five beers you have truly enjoyed?

Bonus - Does your wife forcing you to play a golf tournament on her birthday make her the most awesome woman in the world?

1. I don't have any qualms against technology, only how each technology is misused by people.

2. Just last night, actually. My wife and I were watching a movie, and she got up from the couch to get a drink. The next thing I know she's in front of me showing her cut finger and the broken glass bottle neck she cut her finger on, and staring at me with wide, unknowing eyes. So I got up to help her clean up and then she told me what happened (I thought she reached into the trash can for some reason or other). For some reason, she wandered over to the laundry area. For some other reason, she reached into the dark area next to the dryer, between the dryer and the wall. Then she felt the cut on her finger and pulled out the broken bottle. We were a wee freaked because our almost-two-year-old toddler would have found it for sure this morning and who knows what he would have done with it.

3. Heaps of roast beef with horse radish on toasted rye. I also used to make some killer Steak-Ums.

4. Caning.

5. Most memorable was a pint of Racer 5 IPA at EJ Phair in Concord, CA. It was a guest beer, and the nose was like sticking my face in a bag a fresh Cascades. Awesome! Next would be my first taste of Ruination; walking into Bubbles in Castle Rock, CO, on a whim and finding several bottles of Worldwide Stout (and then drinking it, of course); any tasting of Mephistopheles; and Rochefort 10 on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

Bonus. Yes, because she is! Even though we left way too many putts on the green and didn't win. But I scored a ton o' stash at the subsequent raffle over lunch.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

1) What is one piece of technology that you feel does more harm to people than good?
2) Ever had an experience of the supernatural variety you could not explain?
3) If you could make your perfect sandwich, what would be on it?
4) What should the penalty be for people driving slow in the left lane while talking on a cell phone? (everything from no punishment to waterboarding (and beyond) is fair game))
5)What are the last five beers you have truly enjoyed?

Bonus - Does your wife forcing you to play a golf tournament on her birthday make her the most awesome woman in the world?

1) There's a lot of shit i could do without. I'll say cell phones and internet. I enjoy both but they've gotten out of hand on many levels.
2) Not really
3) Oh man... catch me in the right mood and that could be anything. I never would turn down an awesome BLT, but i think the best sandwich is sourdough bread or a french roll, quality dijon mustard, a bit of mayo (especially if it has good flavor, like some chipotle mayo), good-ass cheddar cheese (preferably the stout cheddar that is aged with guinness), lettuce, tomato, and pretty much any good meat. juicy pork loin, spicy chicken with the cheese melted on top and bacon mixed in, something like that. Hot sandwiches always win thouh. Oh, and if you put some jalepenos on the sandwich before you toast it or grill it, that flavor just fucking brings on the ownage.
4) I almost fucking ran a guy off the road because i was so pissed on saturday. I was just watching him weave in and out of traffic, almost hit 2 people, no turn signal, and of course the motherfucker was on his cell. I don't care if it's too slow or too fast, I always hope these people get in a 1 car accident and have some severe damage happen to them.
5) I was up literally all evening on friday night, so PBR, Rainier, Coors Light, Tecate, and Bush.

 

[Meedleyx10]

zach...that sandwich....mmmmmmmmm

 

[DoomsdayZach]

I'm a man who loves sandwiches.

 

[OfSinsAndShred]

I'm a man who loves sandwiches.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/11/63-expensive-sandwiches/

 

[1by4by9]

So that's five + bonus:

1) What is one piece of technology that you feel does more harm to people than good?
2) Ever had an experience of the supernatural variety you could not explain?
3) If you could make your perfect sandwich, what would be on it?
4) What should the penalty be for people driving slow in the left lane while talking on a cell phone? (everything from no punishment to waterboarding (and beyond) is fair game))
5)What are the last five beers you have truly enjoyed?

Bonus - Does your wife forcing you to play a golf tournament on her birthday make her the most awesome woman in the world?

1. Auto-tuner
2. No
3. A microwaved rye bread with tomato sauce, ham cubes, oregano, onion rings and cheese on it.
4. A dent in the back bumper (of the car)
5. Karhu, Olvi, Carlsberg, Koff and Karjala.

Bonus: Yes.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/11/63-expensive-sandwiches/

This is one of the best articles on that site. That and the marijuana one both rule.

 

[Kenneth R.]

Lol, reading that site makes me shake my head in disbelief at the stupidity of white people.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

i dunno man, it's pretty spot on with a lot of the things haha.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Jesus, this is golden!!

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/21/100-bumper-stickers/

 

[Beelzebub]

Ken, sound familiar?

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/03/05/82-hating-corporations/

 

[Kenneth R.]

motherfucking corporations.

I AM white.

 

[Phanto]

I know that site is in all good humor and it's oh so funny, but seriously, fuck it. They should put "White people like to read silly articles that could apply to anyfuckingbody in modern society, but we put it in the context of white people as if they were some sort of wacky minority because that makes white people feel like they're somehow able to handle jokes at their expense even though, as I said, it could apply to anybody no matter what race." as #1 on that list.