The Hilarious Quotes Thread

[siobhan!]

Aren't Motorhead shit? : D

 

[Keenan]

Also, Metallicdistort's post proves once and for all that's he's the biggest and stinkiest shit on this forum.

Why so? Please elaborate, I'm intruiged.

 

[D.Ingram]

For being a smarmy wanna-know-it-all-and-be-better-than-everyone shit. And that's MY job. HE TUK MAH JERRRRB!!

Also, he kills dogs, true story.

 

[Never the same]

Aren't Motorhead shit? : D

If you wanna live to see the next day I suggest putting "j/k" at the end of that post, nao.

 

[Covet Chaos]

I don't get what Simon did?

 

[D.Ingram]

He tuk mah jerb. But besides that, the newest addition to the thread will answer your questions;

"This thread fails. None of the quotes have amused me yet, it's just people bashing others for not knowing as much about metal as them. Hilarious."

 

[metallicdistort]

For being a smarmy wanna-know-it-all-and-be-better-than-everyone shit. And that's MY job. HE TUK MAH JERRRRB!!

Also, he kills dogs, true story.

First bit, I'm confused.

Second bit's a lie. I kill puppies.

 

[D.Ingram]

Same thing

 

[MetallicSlayerDeth]

This one beats A LOT of quotes

"I don't eat meat, but I like hot dogs and hamburgers"

 

[Chipmonkcheeks]

"Silly Bigoted Woman"

lolololoolololol

 

[MetallicSlayerDeth]

Britney Spears:

"I'm for death penalty if you've done something really bad. So they will lern til next time"

Good lord

Two random ones:

"Do you uy fruit from chile?"
"No I don't shop. I'm long time married"

"I've had a finacial crisis my whole life so it feels good that the world has caught on so everyone else can have it as bad as me!"

 

[Heavy Metal Rich]

"I got two words for you Mister; No." - Johnny Bravo. This always makes me laugh for some reason. I may be alone in that.

 

[Keenan]

Johnny Bravo!

 

[Covet Chaos]

Kev Feemo - 'Lesbians, great on the internet but trust me, don't get involved.'

 

[Caveman Ninja]

Britney Spears:

"I'm for death penalty if you've done something really bad. So they will lern til next time"