You just haven't had the privelege of seeing them in person...
The first thing I said to Sara when I first saw her in person was "your pictures do not do you justice!!!"
And JoJo has a very warm smile that will just melt your knees...
Linda has a very 'playful' look at times, and a statuesque beauty that shows well in a few shots... (translation: yes I think you are very cute Linda! Nice legs!)
I like Jen's face, and she is SOOO friendly and excitable in person!!! But you may have been looking a little lower...
No Wanda analogy yet (haven't met her), but I've seen extreme cuteness in some photos...
All of the Maidens have made a lasting visual impression on me, even the one I haven't met yet... you notice more when you are trying to paint them in artwork!
Their SO's are very supportive and lucky, and I'm glad to see this!
But if you are looking for the silicon boobie barbie doll look, you've come to the wrong place! These gals are musicians dammit, and are awesome at what they do!