The Jerry, How is the New Vacuum Cleaner Thread

[dorian gray]

Well?

And have you shown the woman how to use it...as per domestic policy?

 

[Reign in Acai]

I haven't pulled it out of the closet yet.

Text exchange from earlier today. (Verbatim)


Me: Tonight I'm taking my brother to an arcade in Rowland Heights to play video games.
Her: Nice, but plz vacuum your room.

 

[dorian gray]

hahahaha

 

[Reign in Acai]

It's really not all that bad, I'm fairly organized. Though, the carpet is as dusty as the packet of condoms in Moose's sock drawer.

 

[lurch70]

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Reign in Acai]

The DWP has turned the water off for the next 5-6 hours for water main repairs. It's really helping capture that Appalachia feel!

 

[dorian gray]

Now's your chance to vacuum

 

[Reign in Acai]

Scheduling "Phase 1" for tomorrow. I may take a couple before/after pics.

 

[dorian gray]

please do

 

[Reign in Acai]

Hey, cut me some slack, I have a pinched nerve!

 

[lurch70]

i already got my commission check from Eureka

 

[Reign in Acai]

You know what? Fuck you guys, I may do it right now!

 

[dorian gray]

uh-huh

 

[lurch70]

suck it

 

[Reign in Acai]

I went to take a before pic, immediately got embarrassed, threw my shitty cybershot in the closet, and with fiery resolution vowed to exhume my beloved cocker spaniel peaches when Helios ushers in the morrow.

 

[dorian gray]

immediately got embarrassed

hahaha

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

I'll break it in by vacuuming the living room. It's all clumps of my hair that litter the floor anyways.

 

[dorian gray]

My 26-pound daughter broke our kitchen trashcan recently. I went to Target today to replace it with the exact same model and it was $70.
WHAT.
I paid $70 at one point for a trashcan?
What the hell?


Needless to say, I left the store without a new trashcan.