The Jerry, How is the New Vacuum Cleaner Thread

[Krilons Resa]

I bet Mrs. Gray had no problem with that expenditure. It'll cost ya for an aesthetically pleasing trash can.

 

[dorian gray]

it sure will
dorian's trashcan (now minus the foot-control)

 

[Krilons Resa]

The best vacuum I have ever used was a Dyson. That thing was AMAZING. It was left behind when I left the ex. Not like I bought/wanted it anyhow.

When I first moved to RI and was looking to get on my feet, I went to an interview for a sales position. Little did I know that it was for selling Kirbys. I sucked it up and attended the class/interview along with about 10 other idiots like myself. I made it to the next part but kindly declined.*

*totally blew it off.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Simplehuman Fingerprint Proof Round Step Can.

 

[Krilons Resa]

My 26-pound daughter broke our kitchen trashcan recently.

Our fingerprint-proof round step can is designed for superior durability and strength

 

[dorian gray]

hahahaha I was thinking the same thing

 

[dorian gray]

Not like I bought/wanted it anyhow.

HAHAHAHAHA


also, what's a Kirby?

also, my friends bought a Dyson and it immediately broke lol

before I could start making fun of Dyson's reliability my wife astutely pointed out there's no telling what those freaks vacuumed up with it

 

[Krilons Resa]

HAHAHAHAHA


also, what's a Kirby?

also, my friends bought a Dyson and it immediately broke lol

before I could start making fun of Dyson's reliability my wife astutely pointed out there's no telling what those freaks vacuumed up with it

That just reminded me that she, true to her frugal roots, purchased it refurbished.

What's a Kirby you ask? Why, it's an incredibly expensive, state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner with a patented rear turbine engine and certain parts developed by NASA! It starts at the low cost of $1200 but you can talk them down to a basement price of $800. Payment plans are highly encouraged. You will be hard pressed to turn this fine piece of technology after the salesperson basically shows you how utterly disgusting your place is and how you basically live in filth. Although you cannot see it, it's there. ...and the KIRBY will show it to you.

Want a laugh? Read on: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirby_Company

 

[lurch70]

hahahaha

was it the fact that you can step on it and the lid opens. because that's really innovative.

the video is just marketing genius.

http://www.simplehuman.com/products/trash-cans/kitchen/deluxe-round-videoPop.html