the joke lyrics

[Sentient6]

Just to clarify one thing, that song that Jim wrote the lyrics about Jeff and sheep shearing, hookers and Derbyshire was meant to be funny and will not be on the record and nothing described in this joke song happened or is true in any way shape or form, oh and btw, I know that everyone on this board knew that already. It would be fairly impossible for anyone to be that daft to think that shit was serious...unless of course they happened to drinking a bit too much...hehehe

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

YOU LIE.

 

[Bob McBojit]

*Blabbermouth article cancelled at the last minute*

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Warrel just wants to clear that up before the Blabbermouth spies start reporting it.

EDIT SHIT POSTED TOO SLOWWWWW

 

[MajestikMøøse]

But you know Warrel, it would make a kickass japanese bonus track.

 

[Anvil]

hahaha... japanese....

btw, warrel, you should totally do a single of one of the new songs on the album with an orchestra arrangement... and Matt, i already know your response to this

 

[S6]

YOU LIE.

YOU WORK FOR UPS!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

YOU WORK FOR UPS!

you know it, i can't possibly resist all that brown.

 

[ms. anthrope]

koff-koff

 

[Sentient6]

koff-koff

hey there!

 

[Tee]

wtf, you should sleep a bit, I think..

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I think Nevermore should cover that "Smoke two joints" song. It's probably called "Smoke Two Joints."

 

[Brooks]

Lies! Because we all know the only sheep in Derbyshire is Warrel! And he DID get sheared, shoulder length!

 

[Sentient6]

wtf, you should sleep a bit, I think..

hey tamara! guess what ? (with sarcastic tone of voice) There's this new thing called "jetlag"

 

[Tee]

hey tamara! guess what ? (with sarcastic tone of voice) There's this new thing called "jetlag"

oh, really, warrel? (with broken-ass-tone-of-voice :Smug: )
really??? OMG, how long does it last? a week? maybe two?

L4

 

[Tee]

hey tamara! guess what ? (with sarcastic tone of voice)

( I wonder if there will ever be another tone of voice for me at all, but sarcastic... *sigh* or better yet )

 

[ms. anthrope]

hey there!

you vampire. it took me forever to download the quicktime playah!

 

[Will Bozarth]

Quicktime Playah sounds like an interesting character idea for a movie

 

[tered]

Just to clarify one thing, that song that Jim wrote the lyrics about Jeff and sheep shearing, hookers and Derbyshire was meant to be funny and will not be on the record and nothing described in this joke song happened or is true in any way shape or form, oh and btw, I know that everyone on this board knew that already. It would be fairly impossible for anyone to be that daft to think that shit was serious...unless of course they happened to drinking a bit too much...hehehe

Aahhh...this horrible era of disclaimers!
I reminisce for the days when a band could strip down
an overweight groupie and send her nude down to
the lobby in the hotel elevator...and it was a good thing...

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I'm disapointed.
here I am thinking that those lyrics will turn into a concept album like DNB
and you start this thread.

thats it.
I dont like Nevermore anymore.




oh btw "Cara works at UPS"
hahahaha