The kill you game

[entanglement]

kicked too hard in the knee, resulting in excessive blood loss, resulting in instant death. oh yes.

 

[Tubbs]

You're going to get flayed!

See here for reference tbph.

 

[entanglement]

^bad usage of tbph.

I'll poke needles under your feet and you'll jump and jump and jump, and people will start calling you bunny mcgee. Warner brothers will sign you as a cartoon but since you're real, they'll flatten you into a plane before they use you as a character, but you lose a lot of blood and die, although existing in the virtual world. But nobody will fucking care anymore because you gotta be 3D to be considered alive as described under the section 3-'omfglolz'-D.

 

[Tubbs]

^ The Cannabis you must be smoking to come up with that stuff is special grade and will probably kill you momentarily.

 

[entanglement]

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



















































PANTHER ATTACK WTF!!!!!!!!

 

[Tubbs]

OOOOOOOOOEEEEEAAAAHHGHGHGHHEHRHEHEHRHEHGRUMBLE






















































PSYCHO MONKEY FECES THROWING CONTEST DEATH FTWWTF!!!!!

 

[Pessimism]

You shall die by orgasm induced diarrhea Tubbs...that is all I would say.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^And you shall die when curiousity gets the best of you and you cannot help but sample the diarrhea.

 

[Tubbs]

^ And you shall die from hearing of the horrid event of this diarrhea sampling.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^I'll beat you silly with a hard loaf of bread, then I'll stab you repeatedly with carrots.

 

[Tubbs]

I'll take a giant 1793 British twopence and shove it down your throat! That's 50+ millimeters of hard copper!

 

[kerrys wear boots]

you go veg



and die. because everyone knows all vegetarians die early.
OH NOES!

 

[Tubbs]

I'll never turn to the dark side! Meat ftw!

In fact, I'll slap you in the face with a giant slab of beef and it will kill you from shock!

 

[kerrys wear boots]

before i die, i throw up ALL over you. the vom creates a cocoon and hardens, and you suffocate.

 

[Tubbs]

Oh YeAh, WeLL, I'Ll make you contract aids through a used syringe that I stole from a prison.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

i'll gouge your eye out with it!


and while stumbling around looking for it, you wander out onto a major highway and get hit by several cars, and then eaten by vultures.

 

[Pessimism]

[/endcontribution]

 

[Tubbs]

I'll take this: |

And this: O

And combine them together to make this:

|
O

A noose. Then I'll hang you.

 

[entanglement]

Even the head in the picture is bigger than that you fool...

You'll die soon from embarrassment after realizing the blunder :zombie:

 

[Tubbs]

It's obviously a scale drawing, you idiot! You're going to get murdered for that!