The kill you game

[entanglement]

I'll blow in your ear and you'll die with shock. :Smug:

I need more material.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

something with tubbs always works, like.....

tubbs' stomach becomes HUGE and encompasses the world, suffocating you.





and pretty much the rest of the world too...

 

[IdolWarship]

you get fatal brain freeze from too much blue ice cream.

 

[Tubbs]

My stomach will get huge and kill you all, apparently.

 

[entanglement]

You just never run out of self-insulting things to say, do you tubby boy?

I'll just watch you die. And die automatically, you will.

 

[Tubbs]

The more I insult myself, the more you notice it and wonder. After wondering such an incredible amount, you die from excessive wondering and extreme stress. That's what happens when you mess with fatties! I always get vengeance.

 

[entanglement]

I rest my case.

 

[Deadly]

I don't want to kill you Aarohi, you're way too good to me in the 'nice-threat'
So Tubbs: I will watch you being eaten by my dog. If his teeth don't kill you, his breath will...

 

[Tubbs]

Forget you! Don't give someone else a break! Now I'm going to murder you once and then murder you post-mortem with a rusty butter knife of extravagant utter annihilation +17!!! That's what happens when you skip someone.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

you accidentally cut yourself with that rusty butter knife and get tetanus.

lock-jaw ensues and you cant eat anymore, so you wither away into nothing.

 

[IdolWarship]

i'll use deadly's collection of blenders to blend your body into liquid, then feed tubbs with an IV.
i'll keep your head though and shave all the hair off, tattoo soccer ball patterns all over it, and give it to the esse's who play futbol on the tennis court.

 

[Tubbs]

I'm throwing a beer bottle at your head!

 

[IdolWarship]

that hasn't killed me yet.

i'll beat you with a bat, mafia style, like joe peschi at the end of Casino, then kick your blue, swollen body into a freshly dug grave and bury you while you're still breathing.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

lock-jaw ensues and you cant eat anymore, so you wither away into nothing.

i have that it sucks ass.

And i will throw multiple beer bottles at your head.

 

[Tubbs]

I will throw exactly 2,012 bottles of beer at your head, also invoking the wrath of the Mayans on you.

 

[entanglement]

I will take your clothes off and.... and.... wait.. ewwwww...

second thought... you put your clothes back on, but they're too funny because they make girlish diagonal patterns, which make everyone around you so angry that they choke you to death.

:Smug:

I don't want to kill you Aarohi, you're way too good to me in the 'nice-threat'

 

[kerrys wear boots]

you see tubbs naked and die of shock.

 

[Tubbs]

I'm going to throw a lit stick of dynamite at your face!

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^I'll attatch a bomb to your guitar. You'll die while showing off your uberawesome guitar playing skills to your friends.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

You see Tubbs taking a shit so large he bleeds profusely from the anus drowning you in stinky blood.