The kill you game

[Tubbs]

Dammit! That's 2 people with me in their sig now!

Well I think it's about time I murdered you in cold blood. Just give me a second to make it to India.

 

[IdolWarship]

you go to India and trample an elephant.

wait...

no that's right.

but you are shot with curry arrows, and blinded by boiling masala chai, and brought down to earth with grappling hooks and axes hacking at your ankles, then overrun with thousands of angry Indians stabbing the beast Tubbs with Talwars.

 

[Tubbs]

Anyway, I'll make you drink liquid lead before you go to sleep. You probably won't wake up.

 

[Night Reaper]

use piss

 

[IdolWarship]

yeah tubbs, use piss. throw all 1118 piss poor posts night reaper has posted into a blender, add some of the shitty music it listens to, and blend. if that doesn't kill me, i'll kill myself.

 

[Tubbs]

^ You've just made me very happy with that post.

Now off you go to the furnace!

 

[entanglement]

you go to India and trample an elephant.

wait...

no that's right.

but you are shot with curry arrows, and blinded by boiling masala chai, and brought down to earth with grappling hooks and axes hacking at your ankles, then overrun with thousands of angry Indians stabbing the beast Tubbs with Talwars.

+1

You will lick toxic envelopes.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

i blow chunks and get my fatal cold vomit alllllll over you

 

[entanglement]

I'll make him actually lick. Now a person looking like that licking you has to be fatal.

 

[Tubbs]

You will die from an accidental nuke being shot off.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

you'll be the one "accidentally" firing it, and the US marines find you and beat you to a bloody pulp.

 

[Tubbs]

That "bloody pulp" you're talking about will be your own demise as well...

 

[IdolWarship]

^i puke bloody pulp from this mornings orange juice into your ear through a funnel and plug it up and shake your head until it pours out your nose.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

i dont have to do anything- you just died to death.

HA!

 

[Tubbs]

YeAh!,.! WelAl YoU ARe GoINA Yo DiE A BlooDSy Viol;Ent nDeAth!

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^I'll force feed you spoiled food 'til you choke or explode.

 

[Tubbs]

Go ahead! Everyone knows that I'll just regurgitate it and all of my stomach bile in the process, also killing you too from a mass explosion of guts and acid! Now that's awesome and disgusting simultaneously!

 

[kerrys wear boots]

ewww

rob halford plucks out your eyeball and skullfucks you 'til you bleed to death.

 

[Axel]

I put a funnel in your mouth and piss in it until you drown.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^^I'll throw you in a deep fryer 'til you're nice and crispy, then feed you to Tubbs.