i fish the atlantic at least 3 times a year, like...a fisherman! and i can't drown. so there.
but you, meanwhile...i'll shoot you down, because i'm the red baron, and you're the lowly ww1 flying ace. then you'll be in a POW camp for years upon years and you, snoopy, will have nothing to eat but...other dogs, which will give you mad cow-like symptoms and drive you insane until you hang yourslef with your own leash.