The kill you game

i'll bury you up to your neck in sand, then drink beer and throw horseshoes at your face all night. then i'll kick your head through a field goal.
 
you mean a drumstick bone, right?
because your tubby ass could never throw a drumstick away that still had meat on it. :p

i'll fucking forklift you out of your deathbed, and then personally escort you to the guinness book of world records headquarters. where people will gawk at you while the human with the longest arms strains to measure your girth. then you die of embarrassment.

EDIT: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING THAT IS THE SECOND FUCKING TIME I WAS FUCKING ABOUT TO FUCKING POST, WHEN FUCKING KERRY FUCKING TOTALLY FUCKING LEAPFROGGED ME!!!!!!!!!!!


ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST FOR THAT, THE POST I JUST POSTED IS MEANT FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^i'll fucking forklift you out of your deathbed, and then personally escort you to the guinness book of world records headquarters. where people will gawk at you while the human with the longest arms strains to measure your girth. then you die of embarrassment.
 
EDIT: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING THAT IS THE SECOND FUCKING TIME I WAS FUCKING ABOUT TO FUCKING POST, WHEN FUCKING KERRY FUCKING TOTALLY FUCKING LEAPFROGGED ME!!!!!!!!!!!


ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST FOR THAT, THE POST I JUST POSTED IS MEANT FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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CALM THE FUCK DOWN:heh: