The kill you game

[Tubbs]

I'll throw a sharp soda can strip at you!

 

[Matt]

Using Thorr's hammer, I will use the opposite end to violently poke you to death!

 

[Tubbs]

I'll take your ridiculously excessive use of mythology and thrust it betwixt your buttocks ever so ravagely!

 

[Matt]

I'll use the anvil that forged the stars to lock you forever in the abyss!

 

[Tubbs]

Pbbt I'll sit on you!

 

[Matt]

You'll sit on my switch blade and bleed to death!

 

[Tubbs]

Impossible, I'm far too large for a sissy little switch blade to affect me.

I'll throw you in a washing machine on full blast.

 

[Matt]

The washing machine will fall over, killing you very slowly.

 

[Tubbs]

At LSeaT YoluLl Be dEaD iN thE Prcoess!Too!!!11111elevenmillion

 

[Matt]

Nope, the machine unplugged when it fell over. I only have minor injuries.

 

[Tubbs]

Well, my ghost will meet you a day later and suck your soul out from your large intestine.

 

[Matt]

The problem is that I have no soul, so the process will kill your ghost.

 

[Tubbs]

I'll simply punch your face. I've had enough.

 

[Matt]

I'll absorb the blow and send it back.

same here

 

[Tubbs]

That's it punk! Bring it!

 

[Matt]

yo, homies don't fight each other, dawg. G.

 

[Tubbs]

K, lulz. I'm a pacifist anyway, so I would have been standing there while you'd be punching me in the face over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Now where's the fun in that?

 

[Matt]

I'm not a pacifist, but I never start anything. I'm ready to kick some ass if provoked though.

 

[Tubbs]

0h 0k. I'm glad you're like that.

(Btw I keep thinking that's Fred Durst in your avatar and it's really distracting. )

 

[kerrys wear boots]

limp bizkit fans try to fight you, but you kill them all and end up in prison with the death penalty.