The kill you game

[entanglement]

You can't shave my head. There's way too much hair.

You'll die in embarassment of reading the stupidity in your own statement now that I've quoted it.

 

[Tubbs]

You fool! I'm saying there is far too much hair on my head to even be cut before you die of suffocation from all of the floating particles in the air. Now I'm killing you for your ignorance.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

A bigass blizzard covers Maine. you cant get out of your house and die of starvation.

 

[Tubbs]

A drought appears in Northern Virginia. You die because your precious vegetables can't grow without water.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^I'll push a heavy christmas tree on you, crushing you.

 

[Tubbs]

You haven't changed your signature or avatar for a long time, so I'm killing you for that.

 

[biggsy]

ill skin you and put you in a bag of salt. then ill drag that bag along a road behind my car.

 

[MIMA]

^i'll feed you dead mice..

 

[Tubbs]

I have something from Killer Instinct kill you! :videogamewars:

 

[Axel]

I force-feed you your own face, then your nipples, then your genetalia.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

your av comes to life and rapes you and idolwarship

 

[IdolWarship]

what in the hellllllllllllll do i have to do with anything?


^i'll just go behind my house and shoot lots of bullets into the air, until one crashes through your house and hits you in the head while you are on the toilet.

then, at your funeral, i will drive by really fast with grappling hooks attached to my bumper, latch onto your coffin, and go four-wheeling out in loudoun county, with your coffin bumping along, until your corpse falls out and is eaten by satanic forest critters.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

driving through loudon with my coffin in tow, the satanic forest critters jump into your car, drag you out, and sacrifice you.

 

[Blacken the angel]

A drought appears in Northern Virginia. You die because your precious vegetables can't grow without water.

 

[Tubbs]

Come up with your own ideas! I'm killing you for ripping me off!!!

Of course, unless you were laughing at it because it was funny. In that case, I'll only injure you with a sledgehammer.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

i'll injure you with a hatchet

 

[biggsy]

A drought appears in Northern Virginia. You die because your precious vegetables can't grow without water.

Thats not funny! It's happening in Australia!

I'll break your ribs, force you to feed on your cock, then as your doing it, break your back and let you lie in that position until you starve to death.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

Steven Wilson will devour your face.

 

[entanglement]

Odin yours.

 

[Matt]

Odin will ride forth from Vahall and use Thorr's hammer to smash your head in!